These days, Dear Abby faces questions unlikely to come up in a healthy society:

My 25-year-old son lives with his two girlfriends, who are also romantically involved with each other. They share a single bedroom. One of them has a baby due this week, and the other has made noises about wanting a child.

I don’t approve of this arrangement and can’t see it ending well. …

My question: How do I deal with this threesome if they come stay at my house?

We haven’t reached end-stage moonbattery yet, because the answer wasn’t, “Move out and give them the house, you bigot.”

On a tip from Anonymous.