Let’s play Guess the Respective Races, shall we? Fox 35 Orlando reports from the Daytona Beach Boardwalk via Yahoo:

Sullivan Clarke, 13, said he was visiting for the races when a man he didn’t know walked up and cut his throat while he was walking with his parents.

Sullivan said he only survived because he happened to look up at a boardwalk ride at the exact moment of the attack, which shifted his neck just enough to avoid a fatal wound.

Trump’s timely turn of his head in Butler, PA comes to mind.

The man accused in the attack, 44-year-old Jermaine Long, was found nearby…

Doctors later told the family that if the blade had gone just one millimeter deeper, Sullivan wouldn’t have survived.

Actually, you didn’t need to guess. If this were a man bites dog story with the races reversed, it would knock even Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom out of the news.

HOLY SH*T: A 13-year-old boy was nearly K*LLED after a man randomly slashed his neck in Daytona Beach, Florida.

Jermaine Lynn Long, the alleged attacker, targeted the teen while he was walking along the boardwalk with his family.

Doctors say that just one millimeter deeper… pic.twitter.com/U08Q7zc9gt

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 17, 2026

On a tip from abcanc.