It has been officially confirmed that when the media says “teens,” it means “unruly mobs of black criminals.”

Via WBAL:

Baltimore police said they are investigating a possible hate crime in Fells Point.

Someone drove through this historic waterfront area tossing out bags of gravel with the following message:

TEEN TAKEOVERS SHOULD RESULT IN TEEN CHAIN GANGS! TRY TO SPIT IN OUR FACES!!!

There is a reference to www.sacredwhiteknights.com, a KKK website that does not appear to be a serious operation.

“Teen takeovers” have been causing havoc in Fells Point. Yet the media selects visitors who gasp in horror not about the takeovers but about the note. To quote one of them:

“I think it’s appalling and racist and I think it’s up to every one of us to say it’s unacceptable and to do the right thing and call the police.”

Regarding the violent chaos, another visitor compliantly opines:

“We were all kids at some time. We got kids coming down here looking for something to do, mostly they are all behaving.”

Detectives are investigating the incident in hopes of tracking down whoever left the note.

Why is it a potential hate crime to suggest manual labor as punishment for the hooligans causing the collapse of public order in places like Baltimore, Los Angeles, Chicago, and DC? WBAL readers are left to figure that out for themselves.

On tips from patthedog and abcanc. Hat tip: Not the Bee.