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Dec 04 2020

The 98 Symptoms of COVID-19

Authorities tell us “it’s time to cancel everything.” According to Dr Fauci himself, that includes Christmas. Fortunately, our fundamentally transformed society is developing new traditions to replace the old ones. For example, instead of the Twelve Days of Christmas, we have the Ninety-Eight Symptoms of COVID-19:

A survey conducted by Dr. Natalie Lambert of Indiana University School of Medicine and Survivor Corps analyzed the long-term experiences COVID-19 survivors are having with the virus. The COVID-19 ‘Long Hauler’ Symptoms Survey Report identified 98 long-lasting symptoms.

Symptoms include several that could help explain people voting for Joe Biden:

• Confusion

• Partial or Complete Loss of Sense of Smell

• Memory Problems

• Difficulty Concentrating or Focusing

Suspect yourself of having any of the symptoms and it might be time to get tested for the ChiCom virus. Otherwise, you could have it and never know.

If we spend the next year hysterically obsessed with illness, by next Christmas we might make it the 1,001 Symptoms of COVID-19.

On a tip from Stormfax.


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