Some hate hoaxes are fabricated out of whole cloth, others from a few threads of basically nothing:

University of California Los Angeles police have not “identified” any leads as part of its “hate crime” investigation into “wads of paper” thrown at someone, a spokeswoman told The College Fix.

This is what the belligerently victimized have campus police wasting their time on in crime-ravaged Los Angeles:

“On 12/24/24, at approximately 6:00PM, the victim was walking westbound on the north sidewalk of Weyburn Avenue as a black convertible with four occupants drove up next to the victim,” a UCLA Police Department crime alert stated. The police listed the attack as an “assault,” The Fix previously reported.

This qualifies as assault if the purported victim is “oppressed” — i.e., a member of a favored identity group:

“One of the occupants yelled a homophobic slur, and another occupant threw wads of paper at the victim,” the department previously announced. The victim, who is a UCLA student, “was not struck” by the paper.

The perpetrators, believed to be “White or Middle Eastern males” have not been apprehended according to an update UCLA gave The Fix.

The oppressed victim can take solace that maybe one day these fiends will be brought to justice.