“Pay us what you owe us!” shriek the militantly lesbian barnacles clinging to the hull of the NBA. One player got what she is owed when her ridiculous wig fell off — namely, laughter.

Naturally, security was called in:

A WNBA game was stopped on Sunday after a player was mocked by a fan for her wig getting knocked off her head.

Phoenix Mercury star Kahleah Copper experienced the unfortunate mishap in the third quarter against the Washington Mystics as she went around a screen, and quickly exited to the locker room to fix the issue.

But the game remained paused afterwards (following a timeout) as referee Amy Bonner spoke with security about an alleged comment that the Mercury bench had heard about the situation.

The wisecracking fan was reportedly ejected. Don’t let security catch you laughing:

Note that the announcers would not even mention what happened. They must have been afraid someone would sic security on them.