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Apr 29 2021

Zuckerberg the Surfing Mime

Just when you thought Fakebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg could not look any scarier:

Zuckerberg, along with Jack Dorsey and Sundar Pichai, is one of the three people who largely control what information can be disseminated. They are as powerful as the neo-Marxists who program Biden’s teleprompter, having placed Biden’s handlers in their current position. You might hope that the people who aggressively control our lives would not be fools. If so, you would be disappointed:

Zuckerberg says the images of him caked in sunscreen [resulted from] a failed effort to disguise himself from the paparazzi while surfing in Hawaii.

The images have been out there since last year, but now he offers this explanation:

“I noticed there was this paparazzi guy following us and, so I was like, ‘Oh I don’t want him to recognize me, so you know what I’m gonna do? I’m just gonna put a ton of sunscreen on my face,’” Zuckerberg said. “And that backfired.”

Let’s hope that his attempts to drive conservative thought off the Internet also backfire.

Earlier Zuck had said that he put on too much sunscreen by accident. It isn’t surprising that he would flip-flop, considering that Fakebook is now a political operation, having effectively merged with the Democratic Party.

On a tip from Eddie_Valiant.


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