Trump won overwhelmingly, despite having the establishment adamantly arrayed against him, despite being Hitler, and despite Kamala Harris running a perfect campaign. Democrats are feeling desperate. Time to fall back on tried and true tactics. Looks like we may have another hate hoax:

Portland Police Bureau’s Major Crimes Unit is investigating a bias crime after an African-American woman, LaQuida Landford, reported that racial slurs were etched into her car.

What are the odds that insults keyed into a car with a Trump sticker would be a case for the Major Crimes Unit? Not that such cars are driven in overwhelmingly liberal Portland, the land of Antifa.

She’s not sure how, if at all, the perpetrator knew she was African-American.

Here’s a theory for the Major Crimes Unit to pursue: the perpetrator knew because LaQuida is the perpetrator.

In support of the theory, readers are directed to AfroVillage PDX:

Laquida Landford is a community researcher, community health worker, and the lead visionary and Executive Director of AfroVillage PDX. She created AfroVillage PDX as a grassroots movement to build community, reduce social isolation, and support the needs of Black women, people of the African Diaspora, and others impacted by systems of oppression and systemic racism. LaQuida uses her strengths in community organizing, advocacy, and civic engagement, to lead projects that are racial equity focused and community informed. Her work aims to restore dignity, create access and transform communities through housing justice, food justice, and community healing and economic empowerment.

With apologies if the theory is mistaken, this is such a great résumé for a hate hoaxer that LaQuida has been granted a provisional place on the Hate Hoax List.

On a tip from Sheryl D.