Hollywood glitterati sport the most stylish of fashion accessories — namely, transsexual children:

Now you can have one too, with some help from MOPOP Summer Camps:

Drag Camp 1.0: The Art of Drag
July 28–August 1, 2025
Ages 12-18
Calling all current and future kings, queens, and non-binary royalty! Explore self-expression in MOPOP’s drag-tastic summer camp! … You’ll choose your name, explore hair and makeup techniques, and develop your persona’s stage presence. At the end of the week, celebrate your new drag personas with a private showcase!

No doubt devoted experts are involved in evaluating private showcases.

Drag Camp 2.0: The Art of Performance
August 4–8, 2025
Ages 14-18
Take the stage in style! Drag 2.0 campers will work with local artists to amplify existing or new personas and ready them for a full show. …

At the end of the week, campers will celebrate their new drag personas with a private showcase.

Send off your humdrum normal son and get back a woke daughter to show off to your liberal friends. Tuition is only $420 per camp.*

On tips from KirklesWorth and Mike B.

*Hormone treatments, eventual surgical mutilation, and a lifetime of psychiatrist bills not included.