Under Kamala Harris, we will achieve equity. Every football team will be undefeated. This will no longer require winning. Quoth Commiela:

“You will be undefeated even if you don’t win every game.”

Prepare to be inspired, unburdened by what has been:

Rule by moonbats means passing through the looking glass:

“When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’

’The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master — that’s all.”

Like “undefeated,” the word “freedom” will have a very different meaning with people like Kamala Harris as our masters.

On a tip from Wiggins.