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Dec 08 2020

AOC’s First Constructive Accomplishment

Since the successful Justice Democrats casting call that made her a Congresswoman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has not done much besides spew alarming Marxist rhetoric and drive jobs out of New York. But at last she has been honored for a constructive accomplishment:

Goya Foods CEO Bob Unanue has revealed that democratic socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s (D-N.Y.) call for Democrats to boycott his company’s products over his praise of President Donald Trump actually led to skyrocketing sales so monumental that he named the congresswoman “employee of the month.”

Nice work, AOC. You have done for Goya Foods what Barack Obama did for gun sales.

No one is allowed to say anything nice about Donald Trump. Those who do will be punished by totalitarian bullies like AOC. If only their punishments always blew up in their faces so spectacularly.

Unanue announced AOC’s Employee of the Month Award on the Michael Berry show, as reported at the Daily Wire:

“You know, communism works until you run out of other people’s money to spend. We’re not going to be able to do that. It’s interesting that AOC was one of the first people to step in line to boycott Goya; go against her own people, as supposedly a Puerto Rican woman, to go against people of her own Latin culture. She’s naïve. To some extent I can understand AOC; she’s young; she’s naïve; she doesn’t get it. But you’ve got someone like (Bernie) Sanders, who’s older than us, older than me, and he still doesn’t get it.”

Sanders gets it, all right. The lifelong socialist owns three houses and gets to call the tune Joe Biden plans to tax us to. Marxism has been very very good to Bernie Sanders.

Unanue continues:

“We still have to chat with AOC; I love her. She was actually our Employee of the Month; I don’t know if you know about this, but when she boycotted us, our sales actually increased 1,000%. So we gave her an honorary — we never were able to hand it to her but she got Employee of the Month for bringing attention to GOYA and our adobo. Actually our sales of adobo did very well after she said ‘Make your own Adobo.’”

Unanue is not overtly partisan. He worked with Obama as well as Trump, but didn’t face any boycotts from Republicans. The Party of Tolerance is the one you get punished for crossing.

“Look at that sound,” squeaks AOC.

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.


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