The Babylon Bee has displayed a remarkable knack for keeping a step ahead of Democrats as they plunge deeper into self-parody, but Biden’s menacing speech Thursday denouncing his opposition as a threat to democracy was too much even for the Bee to satirize:

Having politically weaponized federal law enforcement for his own political gain, President Biden has now taken to the airwaves to warn that democracy is in real danger.

The most obvious recent example of Biden’s corruption of federal law enforcement is the FBI’s KGB-style raid on Mar-a-Lago, apparently intended to focus political discourse on Trump rather than his own disastrous presidency.

“Folks, I’m using the feds as best I can to destroy my political opponents, but let me be clear: I’m going to have to break more laws and seize even more power if I’m going to stop fascism,” yelled President Biden, lighted in blood-red and surrounded by soldiers. “I don’t care if that means a federal takeover of elections, an overthrow of the judiciary – heck I don’t care if I have to use F-15s to carpet bomb every single Republican neighborhood in the country. We will forcibly commandeer every lever of power and communication our nation has – to, you know, defeat fascism.”

That isn’t satire; it is an accurate paraphrase of what Biden actually said and the context he said it in, only slightly less subtle than what Creepy Joe read off his teleprompter — even if his repeated threats to use F-15s against American citizens were not part of the speech.

Meanwhile, CNN distorted the Leni Riefenstahl set piece during the live broadcast. The Babylon Bee is now closer to straight journalism than the liberal establishment media.

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.

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