If everything is racist, then nothing is racist — and everything is racist. Even traffic cameras:

Via CWBChicago:

Illinois State Rep. La Shawn Ford is again calling for change after new data shows more than 2.5 times as many red-light camera tickets were issued on Chicago’s South Side over a yearlong period than at intersections where cameras are installed on the city’s North Side.

Fumes Ford:

“If I get multiple tickets and I’m placed on a boot list, then my car gets towed and I lose my car. Then I have these tickets and I have to file bankruptcy to eliminate the debt. Government should not be in the business of driving people into poverty. We know that this regressive tax hits people in poverty more and drives people deeper into poverty.”

For a Democrat to grasp that government should not drive people into poverty could signify progress. However, in this case it is the maniacal drivers on Chicago’s racially correct South Side who are doing the driving.

Until traffic cameras can be devised that distribute tickets according to race regardless of how people drive, they must be abolished in the name of equity. Ford wants a moratorium on traffic cameras.

Laws against murder also have a disparate impact on persons of politically preferred pigmentation, who are vastly more likely to commit this crime. By the same logic, these laws too must be abolished.

On a tip from Wiggins.