COVID-19 has been politicized so effectively that it spreads like wildfire at Trump rallies, but does not spread when leftist hooligans pack the streets to riot. This is because violent mobs are more conscientious than conservatives. Sounds preposterous, I know — but the Most Trusted Name in News confirms it:

If Leana Wen strikes you as more of a left-wing hack than a medical professional, you won’t be surprised to learn that she used to be president of Planned Parenthood.

On a tip from Rapinhoe.