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Mar 17 2022

Crate Training Explains Mask Mandates for Kids

After Mitt Romney sided with Democrats to extend a sadistic federal mask mandate on toddlers, the question came up once again: what the hell motivates these people?

By now even Mitt Romney should understand that making toddlers wear Covid muzzles is not in their interest. Covid was never a serious threat to them, even before the mild Omicron variant. The masks are harmful to their mental and physical health. As with the Democrats he sides with, his motives are difficult to comprehend.

Since our ruling class is absurd, it is fitting that a comedian found the answer. Adam Carolla explains to Megyn Kelly:

“Well, just remember this phrase, Megyn: ‘crate training.’ You cannot train a dog when it’s middle-aged. You got to get them when they’re puppies. And get them trained up and into that crate. And that’s what we’re doing with kids. Because this will not be the last emergency, and it will not be the last time the government and the governor and the mayor need to exact their power. And so, ‘Let’s get the kids into the crate. Let’s get them coached up. And then they’ll be ours. We can do whatever we want with them after that, they’ll listen to anything. They’ll be good subjects.’”

The idea is to create a generation that will comply with the Great Reset, whether it is imposed in the name of a virus, the weather, or a crisis to be named later.

The training can cut both ways:

Kelly agreed and said that she believed it was important for parents to discuss with their children what she said was senseless continued masking in schools.

She added that the point of the pandemic Americans are in has prompted them to move from complying with mask guidance and lockdown mandates to fighting for everyday freedoms.

If kids remember the miserable muzzles as an example of what you have to endure when moonbats have too much power, they might grow up not to be so compliant after all.

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.


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