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Apr 04 2022

Dog Identifies as Cadbury Bunny

If “Lia” Thomas can identify as a woman, then a dog can identify as a rabbit:

A therapy dog who lives in Cincinnati has officially been named the 2022 Cadbury Bunny.

Annie Rose, an English doodle, visits nursing homes and reportedly loves doing therapy work. …

The win means Annie Rose is set to star in this year’s Cadbury Easter Bunny commercial, plus, her family won $5,000.

The rabbit community remains silent for fear of being labeled transphobic if any real bunnies complain.

Behold the abomination:

In other Cadbury news,

The food giant that owns the Cadbury brand is embroiled in fresh allegations of employing child labour after an investigation obtained footage of children working with machetes on cocoa farms in its supply chain.

Children as young as 10 have allegedly been found working in Ghana to harvest cocoa pods to supply Mondelēz International, which owns Cadbury. Campaigners say the farmers are being paid less than £2 a day and can’t afford to hire adult workers.

News like that requires heavy duty virtue signaling. A dog identifying as a rabbit won’t cut it. Now would be a good time for Cadbury to donate a few $million to Black Lives Matter or to a fund to have children chemically castrated on behalf of the LGBT agenda.

On tips from Steve T.


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