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Jun 01 2023

Corporate LGBTists Come After Pets

“We’re coming for your children,” the militant gays taunted. With the assistance of their corporate sponsors, they made good on the threat. Now they are coming for our pets:

Some social media users recently aimed their ire at PetSmart for boasting about its all-new “You Are Loved” collection of 2023 Pride-themed clothing, toys and other items for pet owners’ four-legged friends.

As with Anheuser-Busch and Target, tasteless LGBTism is not new for PetSmart. However, it is getting renewed attention now that consumers realize they can push back against the belligerent degenerates who rule over us:

While PetSmart has celebrated Pride since 2019, according to a company news release on May 2, some online critics bashed the company this month and called for a boycott similar to what other brands like Bud Light and Target are facing.

Animals sometimes engage in aberrant and unhealthy behavior, but only people can deliberately embrace sin out of moral depravity, so LGBTism has nothing to do with pets, right?

Wrong. Being not just a lifestyle but a totalitarian ideology, it has to do with everyone and everything:

Monkeypox is spread almost exclusively through homosexual activity. But as with AIDS, non-gays are put at risk. Children in gay custody, for example. Dogs for another.

Liberal utopia has not been achieved until everything imaginable has been sexualized, perverted, and rendered unclean.

Abominations even without the LGBTism.

On a tip from Franco.

Jun 01 2023

Sufficient Pushback to Corporate LGBTism Not Yet Achieved

Moonbats are like drug fiends who discover each day that yesterday’s dose no longer suffices. Transsexualizing grade school children doesn’t provide them with a satisfactory thrill of transgression anymore. So they have moved on to toddlers:

“Love” in the context of LGBT propaganda refers to sexual activity. “If it feels good, do it” and “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law” have been merged and streamlined into “Love is love” — as preached by Kohl’s:

No matter how far they push the envelope, progressives will not stop progressing until they encounter sufficient pushback. Recently, grinding LGBTism in customers’ faces has cost Anheuser-Busch around $15.7 billion and Target $12.4 billion. Evidently that is not sufficient pushback, or other companies would stop following their lead.

On tips from DCGere and Franco.

May 31 2023

Wokefied Disney’s Conception of a Fairy Godmother

At the risk of belaboring the obvious, Disney is now run by some truly sick creeps:

A TikTok clip of a man in a dress welcoming small children into a Disneyland boutique full of princess costumes has gone viral on social media.

The original video, which has racked up more than 7.1 million views as of Tuesday, was posted by self-described dental hygienist and mom of three Kourtni Faber’s account over the weekend. In it, a man with a mustache wearing a gown waves enthusiastically to a child and introduces himself as Nick as the customer enters the store.

Old Nick is a nickname for Satan. Meet the comparably wholesome New Nick:

As Ryan Kinel observes, Disney is no longer family friendly.

On tips from Chris Neilson, KirklesWorth, and Anonymous.

May 31 2023

Chick-fil-A Begs for Bud Light Treatment

If ever a product asked for a boycott more insistently even than Bud Light, it could only be Chick-fil-A.

Anheuser-Busch expressed contempt for its own customers by repeatedly grinding LGBTism in their faces. But there was less of a betrayal, because no one (except Don Jr.) thought it was a countermoonbat company. In contrast, Chick-fil-A enjoys the loyalty of customers who view it as Christian. It will take more than staying closed on Sundays to expiate joining the ranks of corporate moonbats:

“Chick-fil-A, Inc.’s commitment to being Better at Together means embedding Diversity, Equity & Inclusion in everything we do,” the company announced on its website.

Those who watched Chairman Dan Cathy kneel down to theatrically clean the shoes of a smirking rap performer to debase himself for being Caucasian…

…will not be surprised to hear that this commitment entails discriminating against white men. Worst still for a company that presents itself as Christian is the promotion of LGBT depravity:

Chick-fil-A additionally includes sexual orientation, gender identity, and “gender expression” in its employment nondiscrimination statement alongside race, sex, religion, and veteran status.

As part of the package, it buys into the increasingly sinister global warming hoax:

The firm created an evaluation of “top ESG issues that internal and external stakeholders expect to grow in importance in the next five years” for a recent sustainability report, which included “climate and energy stewardship” and diversity, equity, and inclusion.

None of this is actually new…

Chick-fil-A, which is privately owned, garnered criticism four years ago after its charitable foundation halted donations to a number of Christian organizations characterized as “anti-LGBTQ groups,” such as the Fellowship of Christian Athletes and the Salvation Army.

…but Chick-fil-A’s moonbattery is drawing new attention in light of what the countermoonbat boycott is doing to Bud Light:

Normal people have discovered they have economic power; consequently, they can no longer be spat on by the liberal elitists who run corporations with no effect on the bottom line.

On tips from R F, Ed McAninch, and Jester.

May 28 2023

The Horror

You thought nothing could be as chunk-hurlingly disgusting as the recent bid by Adidas to top Nike using Dylan Mulvaney to model sports bras? Wrong. No matter how long you stare into the abyss that is moonbattery, you will always discover new horrors, each at least as sickening as the last.

A previously neglected Calvin Klein ad from last year’s Pride Month promotion has come to light, featuring transgender model Bappie Kortram.

Kortram is a “trans man.” She has not had her chest surgically disfigured. However, she has deformed herself pharmaceutically to the point of growing chest hair and a beard. If the objective was to render herself repulsive, she succeeded.

Unsurprisingly, Bappie Kortram has also modeled for Adidas. She constitutes a woke trifecta: transsexual, black, and morbidly obese.

As with Bud Light, this crime against decency is part of a larger campaign:

Last year, Calvin Klein also rolled out a Mother’s Day ad campaign featuring a pregnant “man.”

This isn’t about selling clothes; it is social engineering. The motive is the demonic blend of depravity and malice that drives all things progressive.

Are we below the fold yet? Presenting Bappie Kortram, who represents what our ruling class wants us to want to look like:

On tips from Ed McAninch and ABC of the ANC.

May 28 2023

Media Narrative on Target Is Diametric Opposite of Reality

Target has long been known for obnoxiously rubbing leftism in customers’ faces, so it is no surprise that it is next up after Anheuser-Busch to feel the backlash from a public that has been fed to the teeth with the depraved and disgusting transsexual agenda. Characteristically, the media is attempting to portray decent people who object to children being transsexualized as the villains. AP has resorted to barefaced lies:

The Associated Press has removed uncredited claims, without telling readers, that Target yanked or relocated LGBTQ merchandise featured prominently in Pride Month displays in response to “threats to workers” and “violent confrontations” between customers and employees.

Just the News noticed the wire service made the claims in its own voice in the headline and first paragraph of the report posted Tuesday night, rather than attributing those claims to Target, despite providing no evidence of threats or violence. The story was widely carried in other media.

Those claims had disappeared a day later without a correction or editor’s note.

Meanwhile, in real life:

A Utah Target has been evacuated and a bomb squad has been called in after multiple threats were made against stores across the state and five in Ohio after the company’s annual Pride collection sparked fury. …

Five Targets in across Northeast Ohio and Pennsylvania were also threatened, according to Cleveland 19, who received a threatening email listing stores in Stow, North Canton, Boardman, Niles, Ohio and Monaca, Pennsylvania.

The right-wing terrorists the DHS and FBI are devoted to uncovering have turned up at last! Oh wait:

‘Target is full of [redacted] cowards who turned their back on the LGBT community and decided to cater to homophobic right wing, redneck, bigots, who protested and vandalized their store,’ the email to Cleveland 19 read. ‘We won’t stand idly by as the far right continues to hunt us down.’

The reference to a vandalized store likely refers to the disinformation fabricated by Associated Press.

Anheuser-Busch blundered into the same situation Target now finds itself in, taking fire not only from the conservatives it deliberately disgusts but also from LGBT militants who never find anyone’s submission sufficiently obsequious.

‘We are sending you a message, we placed a bomb in the following Targets,’ the email continued. ‘We will continue to bomb your Targets until you stop cowering and bring back your LBGT merchandise.’

If AP’s inversion of events gave you déjà vu, you could be thinking of the recent attempt by the DHS (with a media assist) to spin the transsexual suicide terror attack on a Christian school in Nashville as violence not by transsexuals but against them.

The government, the media, and the rest of our liberal ruling class might actually serve as a reliable source of information. We just need to apply a magic decoder ring by assuming that whatever we are told is the precise opposite of the truth.

On a tip from Ed McAninch.

May 25 2023

Unless This Appeals to You…

…never buy anything from North Face:

They are not trying to sell products. They are trying to make you vomit. Then they want to rub your face in the vomit, out of sheer hatred of what America was before they began fundamentally transforming it into this.

On tips from MrRightWingDave and Steve T.

May 22 2023

Child-Corrupting Target and Its Satanic Supplier

The liberal establishment has been pushing transgenderism hard, specifically at children. The most aggressively leftist name in retail is at forefront:

Retail giant Target rolled out an “LGBT Pride” collection that includes so-called “tuck-friendly” wear and rainbow-colored onesies for infants and children — stoking conservative outrage that echoes the Bud Light fiasco.

Although thoroughly deserving a permanent boycott, Anheuser-Busch is merely irritating. Target is worse:

Target’s line of trans options, promoted on its website ahead of next month’s Pride Month, sparked even more fury because it targets kids.

The items include bathing suits with “tuck-friendly construction” and “extra crotch coverage.”

What kind of sick freaks would produce these products? If you suspected there is something satanic about the transsexual agenda, you were correct:

Scarlett Johnson, an activist from Wisconsin, went viral on Twitter this weekend with a thread explaining why she is “done” with the retailer. In particular, Johnson took issue with Target listing three items on its online store from Abprallen, a London-based designer of products that sometimes mix imagery and messages about gender with the macabre.

Although Target is not yet explicitly pitching Devil worship to children,

Johnson highlighted other products for sale that are shown on the Abprallen website and associated Instagram account with about 25,000 followers. Among them is a skeleton draped in rainbow colors, a “Trans Witches For Abortion” badge, and a “Satan respects pronouns” T-shirt. …

The product page for the “Satan respects pronouns” shirt talks about how LGBT+ people are “so often referred to as being a product of Satan or going against God’s will” while making the case that the Church of Satan and The Satanic Temple are more accepting of the gay community.

Moonbattery is like drug addiction. Those who succumb to it always have to push the envelope a little further to get the same rush. Expect Target to go full satanist next Pride Month if not sooner if they do not encounter sufficient pushback.

We can’t boycott every rotten corporation, because the entire liberal establishment is evil to the core. But companies that go out of their way to rub it in our faces are to be avoided when there are alternatives.

On tips from Chris Neilson and Steve T.

May 19 2023

Ford Pulls a Bud Light

If any product could be crazier even than beer to market by associating it with transsexualism, it would be trucks. So Ford rams this down our throats:

They would have shown Sam Brinton stepping out of the rainbow truck in the latest dress he stole, but he was otherwise engaged.

The liberal elite types comprising the advertising industry probably live inside a bubble of unmitigated moonbattery in which they never encounter a regular American. Even so, they can’t be this clueless — not after what has been happening to sales of Bud Light. They aren’t trying to sell trucks; they are sending a message:

We don’t like you smelly working people who buy trucks. We would rather sell pickups to Dylan Mulvaney instead. If transsexuals don’t buy trucks, fine; we won’t sell them. Our business model doesn’t require us to. We make moronic electric vehicles that no one wants to please the kooks running the federal government. In return, bureaucrats give us your money whether you drive our trucks or not.

On tips from DCGere and Ed McAninch.

May 18 2023

Moonbatty Adidas Ad Brings Breakfast Back Up

Even as Anheuser-Busch scrambles pathetically to stop the bleeding caused by the boycott it provoked by ramming LGBTism down its customers’ throats, other companies march forward off the woke cliff. Next up is Adidas:

Adidas has sparked calls for a boycott after launching a new range of women’s swimwear using what appears to be a man as the model.

“Appears to be” because according to the media’s ideology, if he says he is transsexual, he is not a man, but a trans woman.

The swimsuit range is part of Adidas’s ‘Pride 2023’ collection, and is for sale on the website in the women’s section.

However, the model showing off the swimwear has a hairy chest and a bulge in the crotch area. …

The swimsuit was created by South African designer Rich Mnisi and released to honour Pride Month.

This nauseating absurdity isn’t even original. Belligerently ultraleft Nike has already used the repulsive Dylan Mulvaney to model women’s clothes. But Adidas does score political correctness points for being exceptionally disgusting:

Markets are opening for those smart enough to serve the growing percentage of the population that has had enough moonbattery rammed down its throat by Adidas, Anheuser-Busch, Nike, and the rest of the liberal corporate establishment.

On tips from Ed McAninch, Eddie_Valiant, and Franco.

May 16 2023

Miller Lite Follows Bud Light Off Woke Cliff

Sales of Bud Light have collapsed following the boycott resulting from Anheuser-Busch pushing leftism in open contempt for the people who drink their beer. Too clever to step on the same rake, competitor Miller Lite haughtily rams feminism down customers’ throats instead LGBTism.

Remember the Gillette ad that sold shaving products by shrieking that men are pigs? Miller Lite tries to top it with this unappealing wokescold:

If you liked Anheuser-Busch’s Alissa Gordon Heinerscheid, you will love Miller’s Elizabeth Hitch:

Miller Lite has teamed up with ‘Broad City’ star, Ilana Glazer to start a new campaign to benefit women in the brewing industry for Women’s History Month. The beer brand is pledging to turn past sexist beer advertisements into fertilizer for donation to women hops farmers.

“This Women’s History Month, Miller Lite wanted to recognize that without women, there would be no beer,” said Elizabeth Hitch, senior director of marketing for Miller Lite. “To honor this we wanted to acknowledge the missteps in representation of women in beer advertising by cleaning up not just our $#!T, but the whole industry’s $#!T while benefiting the future of women and beer.”

Don’t kid yourself that Coors is less moonbatty. Miller beer is made by Molson Coors.

The Molson Coors brand has been collecting their (and all of the beer industry’s) outdated, age-old, no-thank-you sexist ads, displays and posters for months. This includes scrubbing old marketing materials off the internet. The goal of collecting these ads is for them to be turned into compost that can be used to make fertilizer. This fertilizer will be donated to women hop farmers, so the hops grown from the advertisement mistakes of the past will be sent to women brewers to make beer from.

With anything run by liberals, it’s all identity politics all the time. If customers don’t like it, they will look for different customers. Those who have been absorbed into the cult of moonbattery don’t care about anything other than rubbing people’s faces in wokeness.

Fortunately, it is easy to find locally brewed beer that it is vastly superior to mass market slop and that does not entail paying for obnoxious advertising. For those in Arizona, let me recommend Copper State IPA by Huss.

On tips from Occam’s Stubble, Chris Neilson, Anonymous, KirklesWorth, and ABC of the ANC.

May 12 2023

Smirnoff’s Maxine LaQueene Is Transsexual Prostitute

There is follow-up on Maxine LaQueene, erstwhile representative of Smirnoff vodka, who had to be detained by police for his behavior at the Texas Capitol while protesting against bills to protect children from grooming by his fellow drag queens. Via Post Millennial:

The drag queen who uses she/her pronouns was forcibly removed by police after he flashed his testicles and rear end in front of legislators, women, and teens present in the state House chamber. Now the trans children’s rights activist has been unmasked for promoting shocking fetish videos online in addition to working illegally as a sex worker, a Class B Misdemeanour in the state.

LaQueene, a biological male, who identifies as a trans woman, was advertising sexual services on a trans prostitution website for $200 an hour, describing himself as “Mistress Maxine…a 6’4 trans mistress…available for dates, girlfriend experiences, hotel meetings and more.” Additionally, he proudly shows off extreme fetishes on his Twitter account, which he uses for trans activism, as well as on his OnlyFans.

Not only a drag queen, but an LGBT activist. Not only an LGBT activist, but a sex worker. No wonder the suits at Smirnoff wanted his face on their vodka.

Despite claiming to be a trans kids advocate, the drag queen posts photos of his uncensored penis with captions like “RT if you can deepthroat it” to Twitter, whilst posting extreme fetish videos on his OnlyFans account with his boyfriend who identifies as a ‘dog,’ wearing a leather fetish dog mask.

He ought to apply for a job in Biden’s Department of Energy, now that fellow dog master Sam Brinton has left his position.

To the extent liberals are winning the culture war, Mr LaQueene personifies American culture.

On a tip from Barry A.

May 06 2023

Maxine LaQueene, Transsexual Face of Smirnoff Vodka

If you find that lousy beer goes down better when associated with a female impersonator, you might also like to try lousy vodka:

Several recent Instagram posts from drag queen and trans woman “Maxine LaQueene” featured the official “Paid Partnership with Smirnoff” tags, denoting that the major liquor retailer has hired the biological male for promotional material.

Vodka isn’t all that Mr LaQueene promotes. There is also the Agenda:

In addition to being a promoter of drag and transgenderism, LaQueene is an outspoken LGBTQ activist who had recently been removed from the Texas state capitol building by police for disrupting a legislature vote on a trans bill.

The bill he was objecting to (Senate Bill 14) was drafted to “ban gender surgeries or other sex reassignment procedures being performed on children.” No one less evil than Josef Mengele would oppose the bill.

Having watched the carnage at Anheuser-Busch, Smirnoff is now keeping Mr LaQueene at arm’s length:

Smirnoff has denied having any current working relationship with LaQueene. In an email to Fox News Digital, a representative said LaQueene “is not currently a Smirnoff partner, and does not currently have any contract with Smirnoff.” LaQueen, the representative said, was one of the participants in a promotional campaign in the fall of 2022 but not now in 2023.

That they do not belligerently endorse him while denouncing their customers as bigots, transphobes, et cetera for not liking it is evidence that the Bud Light boycott is working and must be continued, lest they think the consumer rebellion against LGBTism is a temporary squall that can be ignored because it will blow over.

Unless this guy makes you thirsty, drink some other brand of vodka. There are plenty to chose from.

On a tip from Steve T.

May 05 2023

Woke Kroger Goes Out of Its Way to Inflict Moonbattery

The targeted boycott against Anheuser-Busch for contemptuously ramming LGBTism down its customers throats has been working beautifully so far. Too bad obnoxious wokeism is too prevalent in the corporate world for it to be feasible to boycott everyone who deserves it. However, if a company goes out of its way to poke you in the eye, it makes sense to look for alternatives. Kroger comes to mind:

A nonprofit law firm is taking legal action against the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), alleging that the government agency illegally ignored Kroger shareholders who tried to protect employees from discrimination based on political ideology.

Needless to say, no company discriminates against employees for holding viewpoints favored by leftists. Intolerance only cuts one way in this country.

In December, Sen. Tom Cotton, R-Ark., scolded Kroger Chair and CEO Rodney McMullen for the company’s “woke” policies, noting the company paid $180,000 to settle a lawsuit filed by two former employees in Arkansas who claimed they were fired for refusing to wear aprons celebrating the LGBTQ+ community.

That’s not all:

Previously, Kroger provoked outrage from conservatives and patriotic customers when it recalled pro-American items from its shelves.

Additionally, Kroger announced that it will pay for travel expenses associated with having an out-of-state abortion, following the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision.

Kroger companies include: Baker’s, City Market, Dillons, Food 4 Less, Foods Co, Fred Meyer, Fry’s, Gerbes, Jay C Food Store, King Soopers, Kroger, Mariano’s, Metro Market, Pay-Less Super Markets, Pick’n Save, QFC, Ralphs, Ruler, and Smith’s Food and Drug.

The progressives running Kroger have made it clear where they stand. Customers who can find a suitable alternative should make it clear where they stand as well.

On a tip from Marty.


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