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Mar 24 2024

How Business Is Done Under People Like Biden

When society fails at the crucial task of limiting government, businesses don’t succeed by offering a better product at a competitive price. All that’s needed is a seat at the table. These seats are for sale:

The Justice Department took the rare step earlier this month of moving to dismiss a $3.3 billion civil fraud lawsuit against Dish Network — months after founder Charlie Ergen and his wife donated more than $113,000 to President Biden’s re-election campaign late last year.

Ergen […] has battled the federal fraud claim for nearly a decade.

But the Tennessee native saw his luck change shortly after he and spouse Candy contributed $100,000 to Biden’s super PAC and maxed out with matching $6,600 donations to the president’s principal campaign committee in December, according to campaign finance filings.

Getting Merrick Garland to call off the dogs wasn’t Ergen’s only return on investment.

This past January, Dish nabbed a $50 million grant from the administration to help expand 5G coverage nationwide — the “largest award” of its kind, the company crowed […]

Ergen has been “very close to the White House” throughout Biden’s tenure, frequently “brags” about his connections, and has been spotted going in and out of FCC headquarters.

When Joe Biden has been put in a position to pick winners and losers, the winners are the ones who give him money.

Any questions regarding why big business sides with a party grounded in Marxist ideology? If Marxists are in control, you had better side with them, hoping the crocodile eats you last — unless you have enough character to try to throw them off.

Ayn Rand put it well:

“When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion – when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing – when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors – when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don’t protect you against them, but protect them against you – when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice – you may know that your society is doomed.”

On a tip from WDS 2.0.

Mar 22 2024

Why Planet Fitness Has Men in the Women’s Locker Room

No wonder Planet Fitness has creeps like this guy scaring little girls in the women’s locker room. Look at the sort of ads they run:

It’s all a big joke — until siding with perverts against decent people costs you $400 million:

The company’s value dropped from $5.3 billion on March 14 to $4.9 billion on March 19, and its shares are down by 13.59 percent compared to a month ago.

The decline follows Planet Fitness’ refusal to walk back its decision to ban a member who exposed a ‘trans woman’ shaving in a female locker room earlier this month.

Not much chance Planet Fitness will mend its ways. Corporations care more about sucking up to the Alphabet People than they do about profits, as Budweiser has demonstrated. That’s how much they fear the “marginalized.”

On tips from seaoh, Mr. Freemarket, DCGere, and Lyle.

Mar 20 2024

Planet Fitness Update

Planet Fitness recently canceled a woman’s membership and even filed a police report against her because she objected to a male pervert invading the women’s locker room. An update:

Any woman who sets foot in Planet Fitness is risking her own safety. To bring a little girl there borders on child abuse.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Mar 15 2024

Advil Introduces Pain Equity

The Bud Light implosion taught them nothing. Corporations continue to double down on ramming moonbattery down the public’s throat, alienating at least half their customer base by prioritizing leftist posturing over selling their products. Now Advil tells us to buy their ibuprofen because pain is racist:

Pain equity. Liberalism is beyond parody. It will stop being funny when Democrats force Caucasians to keep ground glass in their shoes so as to feel as much pain as blacks are egged on to proclaim they experience.

Blacks showing some self-respect instead of whining on command would put a stop to this.

On a tip from Franco.

Mar 05 2024

Doritos Brand Ambassador Is Transsexual Pedophile

Once moonbats start pulling on threads by questioning whether they are on the right path, their entire ideology will come unraveled. This leaves them with no choice but to keep doubling down. Budweiser laid waste to its formerly profitable Bud Light brand by associating it with gut-wrenchingly repulsive female impersonator Dylan Mulvaney, costing itself $1.4 billion. In the aftermath of this debacle, the suits at Pepsi are doing the same thing to Doritos by using cross-dressing pedophile Samantha Hudson to hawk its asbestos-coated tortilla shards:

Hudson, 24, has identified [him]self as ‘anti-capitalist’ and ‘Marxist’ in interviews, released a song critical of the Catholic Church and even said in one video that [he] is for ‘the abolition of [and to] destroy and annihilate the traditional monogamous nuclear family.’

Hudson has tweeted about wanting to do “thuggish things” to a child.

Another alleged post translates to: ‘In the middle of the street in Mallorca in panties and screaming that I’m a nymphomaniac in front of a super beautiful 8-year-old girl.’

According to Newsweek, [he] has also been accused of mocking sexual assault victims…

How edgy.

On tips from seaoh, the Great Cornholio, and WDS 2.0.

Feb 16 2024

National Geographic Names Drag Queen Traveler of the Year

In better days, National Geographic could be found in every waiting room. But like other iconic publications (e.g., Sports Illustrated), it has fallen into decline. Nat Geo had to lay off all its staff writers and was pulled from newsstands. Why don’t people read it anymore? Because it is run by the sort of tasteless and obnoxious moonbats who would name drag queen Pattie Gonia a Traveler of the Year:

Pattie Gonia is a self-described “intersectional environmentalist, drag queen, and advocate for inclusivity in the outdoors” who works to “uplift LGBTQIA+ people and other underrepresented groups in the outdoors.”

We previously encountered Mr. Gonia when he was involved in a promotion of the LGBT agenda by the Democrat-controlled National Park Service.

The federal government can get away with ramming a depraved sexual agenda down the public’s throat because government is force. In contrast, nongovernmental entities have to interact with us on a voluntary basis, so repeatedly poking us in the eye sometimes has consequences.

That could be bad news for North Face, assuming any non-moonbats buy its products:

‘Hi, it’s me, Pattie Gonia, a real-life homosexual,” the activist says in a video for the 2023 North Face “Summer of Pride” campaign.

The issue is never the issue; the issue is always moonbattery — which Mr. Gonia repulsively personifies:

[Gonia] co-founded The Outdoorist Oath… The organization asks members to take an oath, which includes acknowledging climate change, committing to advocacy for environmental justice, and recognizing “that systemic oppression is real and that hatred, discrimination, and biases marginalize people.”

Outdoorist Oath seeks to promote inclusivity and raises awareness about conduct like “microaggressions in the outdoors.” The organization hosts activism workshops called “Stretch Sessions,” including sessions on white supremacy.

The global warming hoax, sexual depravity, transsexualism, Cultural Marxism, hatred of Caucasians — it is all one thing: moonbattery.

Underscoring that moonbattery is not merely foolish and nauseating but demonic, Outdoorist Oath came out with a statement in support of Hamas following the horrific terror atrocities of October 7. Maybe that’s what won over National Geographic.

Majority ownership of National Geographic is unsurprisingly held by Disney, which is evil.

But by all means subscribe to National Geographic and buy from North Face if you want this to be American culture:

On tips from Franco and WDS 2.0.

Feb 02 2024

Disney’s Wheel of Wokeness

Disney rose to prominence by providing wholesome children’s entertainment. Then it was subverted by liberals. Its purpose now is to advance the progressive agenda, primarily by promoting sexual depravity to kids.

Like all evil inflicted on a large scale, this is done in the name of an ideology. Disney’s is the same as the Democratic Party’s — a virulent strain of moonbattery known as Cultural Marxism. Employees are instructed on how to think with this Wheel of Power/Privilege:

People are to be judged not on their individual merits, but on how far out they are from the center of the wheel. Those on the outer edge are to be revered; those closest to the hub are to be reviled.

The center is labeled POWER because Cultural Marxism is based on the lie that normal people despised by the liberal establishment are somehow powerful. Those who enjoy privilege because they are favored by our leftist overlords are to be venerated as MARGINALIZED.

As George Orwell predicted, everything is called the diametric opposite of what it really is.

Daily Wire has context:

Posters featuring a “wheel of power/privilege” were hung in employee spaces in Disneyland, instructing employees that being white, “cisgender male,” and even speaking English means you have “unearned” privilege that your “marginalized” coworkers do not, according to images obtained by The Daily Wire. …

The image was provided by source who works for the Walt Disney Company, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of retribution from the company. …

“So many cast members, myself included, are tired of the division being pushed by companies with a lack of regard for the founder’s vision,” the source told The Daily Wire. “This isn’t what Walt would have wanted for his company. He once said, ‘To ALL who come to this happy place, Welcome.’ Things like this make people feel unwelcome, destroying the magic.”

However, failing to bully and alienate those who do not conform to leftist ideology would be a violation of the liberal doctrine of “inclusion.”

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Jan 21 2024

Amazon Cartoon Promotes Satan to Kids

To call the liberal agenda “evil” is not a figure of speech. The social engineering objectives of woke corporations like Amazon are literally satanic:

Hazbin Hotel is an adult animated series that [was] set to debut Friday on Amazon Prime Video. The series, which comes from indie powerhouse A24, follows the character Charlie Morningstar, the daughter of Lucifer and the reigning “princess of Hell.”

Like everything else comprising American culture, cartoons have been subordinated to moonbattery.

Something of a rebel, Charlie hatches a plan to solve Hell’s overpopulation problem by sending damned souls to Heaven. She is helped by her friend “Vaggie” and a former porn star.

How very progressive.

Presenting the pro-Satan version of Genesis:

As with LGBT indoctrination, children are targeted because they have not yet developed a frame of reference that would allow them to defend themselves from being implanted with evil seeds.

On tips from Franco and ABC of the ANC.

Dec 20 2023

Delta Alarms Travelers With Man-Hating Moonbattery

“Inclusion” is Liberalese for the exclusion of identity groups they oppose. This includes or rather excludes men, as the moonbats at Delta Air Lines confirm:

A world with no men would be a world without aviation.

Modernity observes that not even Delta can outmoonbat the identity box-checkers at Virgin:

When you fly, you are trusting your life to the competence of the airline. Competence and wokeness are mutually exclusive.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Dec 01 2023

Forbes Continues to Heap Honors on Dylan Mulvaney

At first, I thought Dylan Mulvaney’s repulsive female impersonator shtick was a particularly vicious parody of transsexuals and/or real women. Turns out he was only pushing moonbattery to the next level. This has so endeared him to the liberal establishment that honors continue to rain down upon him:

Forbes Magazine recently placed controversial trans woman and LGBTQ social media activist Dylan Mulvaney on its “30 Under 30 Social Media” list for being one of the most influential young social media influencers in the world. …

This isn’t the first recognition that Mulvaney has received from Forbes. Earlier this year, the influencer was invited to speak at the 2023 Forbes CMO Summit in Miami. During the address, the former Bud Light spokesperson urged companies to get more serious about promoting “diversity in the boardroom and on their consulting staff,” and not just do so in a “performative” way.

Also, Forbes chose this guy to speak at the 2022 Forbes Power Women’s Summit.

Via Political Insider:

Universities pay Mulvaney up to $26,250 for a lecture, presumably on how we should be more politically correct. He has called on people who refuse to pretend he is a woman to be arrested. Biden has of course invited him to the White House.

Mulvaney cost Budweiser $400 million in sales through his association with Bud Light. Why would a business magazine honor him? Because Forbes is not primarily about business. It is part of the liberal establishment, so its main objective is social engineering. To make us into a nation of Dylan Mulvaneys is what progressives are progressing toward.

On a tip from Franco.

Nov 22 2023

Pride Santa and the Pride Christmas Nutcracker

Like every other cherished aspect of our culture, Christmas will be defiled and repurposed before it is erased altogether by the leftist social engineers who control major corporations like Target. If Black Paraplegic Santa doesn’t fill you with the woke answer to Christmas spirit, try Pride Santa and the Pride Christmas Nutcracker:

The Nutcracker figurine is holding a “progress” flag, which merges the LGBTQ+ flag with others representing transgender individuals, and black and brown people, while the “Pride Santa” features St. Nicholas holding the rainbow Pride flag.

It becomes ever more obvious why pride is listed among the Seven Deadly Sins.

Also available for purchase online is a “Love is Love” ornament.

The slogan “Love Is Love” relieves social engineers from having to add ever more letters to the LGBTQIA+++ acronym. It is a specifically sexual restatement of the nihilist motto, “Nothing is true, everything is permitted.” Note that Pride Santa wears it plastered across his chest:

A careful analysis of the word “Christmas” reveals that it originally had something to do with Christianity. Before the book is banned for being homophobic, get hold of a Bible and learn what Christianity has to say about sexual deviancy.

Target lost $10 billion in market valuation in 10 days due to backlash against promoting the LGBTification of children. Those in charge don’t care. Big Business isn’t about profit anymore; it is about the Agenda.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Nov 14 2023

Pushback Against Macy’s Defiling Thanksgiving Day Parade

The leftists who run corporations have targeted another American tradition to be defiled. Over 20,000 people have signed a petition to boycott this year’s pro-LGBTQIA2S+ Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Hopefully signatories will remember to boycott not just the parade but Macy’s. From the petition:

Performances showcased in the parade will include music from two Broadway musicals, & Juliet and Shucked, both of which feature transgender and non-binary performers in major roles.

Showcased in the parade will be the “nonbinary” Justin David Sullivan of & Juliet, who…

…declined eligibility for the Tony Awards, saying traditional acting categories need to be reconsidered to become more “inclusive” of gender non-conforming actors.

Also,

Alex Newell, a biological male who also identifies as non-binary, won a Tony Award this year for his starring performance in Shucked, playing the female role of Lulu.

This presents a progression toward shoving depravity in the public’s face ever more aggressively:

In 2021, transgender pop star Kim Petras performed during the parade, becoming the first transgender celebrity to perform during this once family-friendly holiday tradition.

Under liberal domination, nothing stays family-friendly for long. Have a look at Sullivan and Newell and ask yourself if you would let either of these guys near your kids.

As the Daily News notes,

The annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade has started the holiday season since 1924, pulling in more than 50 million television viewers as 3.5 million people line the 2.5-mile parade route through New York City.

Yet another American tradition is desecrated by leftist social engineers, subordinated to their sick agenda, and transformed into a means of sticking it to normal people.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Oct 27 2023

Nikes-Wearing Moonbat Calls for Boycott of Nike

Moonbattery makes for strange bedfellows — and awkward enemies. From the viewpoint of American leftists, Black Lives Matter and Hamas are effectively the same cause. Of all the corporations that prostrated themselves before BLM as it looted and destroyed, none was more obsequious than Nike, which was using washed-up football player turned professional black supremacist Colin Kaepernick as its public face even before the riots, and which pledged $40 million in support. Yet despite its anti-American politics, Nike is an American corporation. Under Democrat rule, America lavishly funds Hamas, but it also funds Israel. So Nike is the enemy. At least that seems to be the reasoning of this pro-Hamas protester who calls for a boycott of Nike — while wearing Nikes:

Most if not all of the companies the shrill fool lists are aggressively left-wing in their corporate posture.

Don’t be too hard on campus moonbats. It isn’t easy to be consistent while burning a civilization out from under yourself.

On tips from ABC of the ANC and R F.

Oct 25 2023

UFC Jumps Off Cliff After Bud Light

The people running professional sports care more about grinding moonbattery in our faces than they do about filling seats or making money. UFC provides further evidence by jumping into the ocean chained to an anchor called Bud Light:

The tie-up with Anheuser-Busch’s beleaguered brew — which has been slammed with sharp sales declines since its fleeting, ill-fated campaign in April with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney — is reportedly worth more than $100 million, according to MMA Fighting.

The Bud Light brand is so toxic due to its association with the repulsive female impersonator Mulvaney that Anheuser-Busch is paying stores $150 million to continue stocking their unwanted beer.

Maybe UFC will get away with this, the way the NFL, MLB, etc. got away with ramming Black Lives Matter down fans’ throats while rioters looted and destroyed. Or maybe stepping on a rake isn’t such a good idea:

UFC has locked itself into a 6-year deal. Its primary beer sponsor has been Modelo for the past 4 years.

Bud Light has been dethroned as the No. 1 beer in the US, losing its top spot to Modelo Especial, which experienced double-digit growth thanks to Bud Light’s demise.

Don’t expect logic when business decisions are dictated by moonbattery.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

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