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Apr 11 2024

Dumbed-Down Version of Scrabble

American culture is so rotted through with moonbattery that for the time being it cannot produce anything new. So we busy ourselves dumbing down the creations of the old culture to fit our current standards. This applies not only to movies and songs but to games:

For the first time in 75 years, Mattel is making a major change to the iconic board game Scrabble — and touting a “No More Scoring” gameplay option.

The new launch is a double-sided version of the famous board game — one side with the original game for those who want to stick to the long-time traditional version, and one side with a “less competitive” version to appeal to Gen Z gamers.

The flip side of the classic game, called Scrabble Together, will include helper cards, use a simpler scoring system, be quicker to play and allow people to play in teams.

That goes nicely with our declining national IQ, our shrinking attention span, and the rejection of the individualism that once defined Americans in favor of oligarchical collectivism.

Ray Adler, Vice President, Global Head of Games, has issued a statement:

“Scrabble has truly stood the test of time as one of the most popular board games in history, and we want to ensure the game continues to be inclusive for all players.”

Looks like utopia has not yet been achieved. Not everyone is enthused about inclusion:

[S]ome naysayers objected to the changes, calling it “Scrabble for Snowflakes” and “Woke Scrabble” on X.

Leave liberals in charge of education much longer, and we will need a dumbed down version of tic-tac-toe.

On tips from Jack D, WDS 2.0, and ABC of the ANC.


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