In an attempt to distract from his nosediving poll numbers, and to provide material for puff pieces in the obsequious media, Joe Biden has acquired a cat:

In the Public Relations world, we call this “damage control.” …

This cat will suddenly make Biden likable. It will be completely forgotten that he’s a mean, confused old man.

Creepy Joe should have gotten a pet hyena instead. Cats know how to smell out a rat:

On tips from Wiggins and Varla.