To justify skyrocketing tuition, colleges now cover new subjects:

Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island recently hosted an “Oral Sex Masterclass.”

Attending Ivy League Brown as an undergrad will set you back $95,984 per year.

The event was hosted by the university’s Sexual Health Awareness Group (SHAG) on Thursday as part of “Sex Week.” The full title was “Sex Week Wish #15: Oral Sex Masterclass (Cunnilingus & Fellatio).”

The event was far from sui generis.

Besides the “Oral Sex Masterclass,” SHAG also hosted an event titled “Sex and Chocolate in the Dark” …

Other events included “Navigating Sex in Dorm Life” to “discuss the politics of sexiling,” a “P*$$y Fairy Dance Workshop” calling on readers to “activate your sexual chakra,” and a “rihanna ‘b-day cake’ pole dance routine.”

The main point of attending an Ivy League school is not to learn but to acquire accreditation as a member of the liberal elite. Moral degeneracy is a prerequisite.

On tips from ABC of the ANC and R F.