Summer is a great time to relax on the beach — unless the beach is within 33 miles of a city as far gone as New York, like Jones Beach:

What was supposed to be a carefree day at the beach turned chaotic Thursday evening, as police were forced to break up a crowd of approximately 500 teenagers who had gathered at Jones Beach for an unofficial “Senior Cut Day.”

According to state park officials, the teens were from high schools in Queens and Nassau County.

As you might expect,

Witnesses described a scene that quickly spiraled out of control.

Authorities reported several physical altercations throughout the evening.

When liberalism has reached full flower, the human race will consist entirely of teens running around in loin cloths and using rocks to bash each other’s brains in.

The incident comes less than a one week after officials in nearby Long Beach closed their beaches preemptively to prevent a similar gathering.

You can have usable public beaches, or you can have hordes of teens on the loose. You can’t have both.

Longtime beachgoers say the recent trend is a stark contrast to the peaceful summers of the past.

But we now live in more enlightened times.

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