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Jun 11 2022

Methodist Church Features Drag Queen as Associate Pastor

Stalin’s hard tyranny failed to eradicate Christianity. So his successors take a more insidious approach by eating it away from within, replacing scripture with blasphemous nonsense so as to render the religion of no use or interest to anyone. Churches are infiltrated and subverted by moonbats, then subordinated to wokeism. Among the least subtle of them is Isaac Simmons, aka Ms. Penny Cost, of the United Methodist Church.

From the American Spectator:

Simmons, who serves as an associate pastor at Hope United Methodist Church in Bloomington, Illinois, has challenged basic theological concepts, projecting a worldview where divinity rests not in God but in queerness.

Simmons calls himself a “dragavangelist.”

“God must be f***ing nothing,” he says, “if her boundaryless, transubstantiated bodies of color are run down, beaten, and strewn in the streets of America instead of ruling the runways of life.”

Because Simmons worships queerness instead of God, he considers dressing up as a grotesque parody of a woman to be a religious experience:

“Drag allows me to process the mystery of myself, the mystery of God, the mystery of love, and the mystery of pain,” he said. “When I walk the streets in six-inch heels and wear four pounds of hair, double-stacked wigs, the power which lies within my mystery is released into the world.”

The United Methodist Church is scheduled to split into separate denominations in 2024 over LGBT issues.

The liberal wing will retain the denomination’s name and permit same-sex marriage while the conservatives will join a new denomination where same-sex marriage is forbidden.

The liberal wing will wither away and die unnoticed and ungrieved. The conservative wing, to be called the Global Methodist Church, will survive so long as it remains resilient to the cancer that calls itself liberalism.

To get an idea of what it means to let moonbattery infect your church, try watching Simmons deliver a sermon on queer holiness:

On tips from Bluto and Steve T.


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