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Jul 02 2021

Moonbat Exorcism for Lumber at Home Depot

It used to seem that leftism would hit peak insanity and then burn itself out. But moonbats have revealed that insanity has no peak. No matter how far progressives progress, they always progress further still, into realms of madness hitherto unimagined. Soon they will leave even this June 21 incident behind them:

Pennsylvania police claim they were called to a Home Depot on a report of “disorderly people having an exorcism” in the lumber aisle.

The exorcism was for the dead trees and the would-be wood exorcists were escorted out of the building, according to a now-viral post from the Dickson City Police Department.

When utopia is achieved, enlightened citizens will revile the memory of those who once lived in dwellings constructed of the flesh of dead trees. By then we will be back to living in live trees like squirrels.

On a tip from R F.


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