At last, an overpriced elitist institution is teaching skills that could generate income for those who graduate with useless liberal arts degrees:

At the New School in Manhattan, a four-year private university where the $60,240 tuition doesn’t cover housing, students at the university’s Eugene Lang College of Liberal Arts can learn “How to Steal.”

Shoplifting is a burgeoning industry in New York, where it is effectively legal even prior to Zohran Mamdani taking power on a decriminalize crime platform.

But wait, there is nothing in the course that even a shoplifter would find useful — just more liberal BS, exploring the “politics, ethics, and aesthetics of theft”:

The course catalog proudly declares that the class is a look at “radical ethics” and asks: “Is it possible to steal back what was already stolen?”

According to the ideology that prevails in academia, property is theft.

Speaking of theft,

It’s a four-credit course, meaning this class alone will cost students — or their parents — an eye-watering $10,040.

You can see why Democrats want the rest of us to be forced to pay off student loans.

More than half of Zoomer graduates view their degree as a waste of money, per a March Indeed survey.

But at least college helps put off adulthood, with all its tedious responsibilities.

On a tip from abcanc.