What a bummer. I missed the Performative Masc Lesbian Contest at Florida State University last week:

On the overcast Friday evening, about 20 masculine-presenting lesbians assembled in front of a very enthused audience to put their level of machismo to the test. …

At the end of the competition, the winner of “Most Performative Masc” was environmental science and policy major Lee Klodner.

Boasts Klodner,

“I think a performative masc is anyone who puts on a show that maybe isn’t entirely true of their inner character. That’s why I showed up, because I’m a butch he/they lesbian, so I outperform every masc.”

Klodner is a participant in many lesbian-centric organizations at FSU such as the all-lesbian soccer league “Dyke” Soccer.

There is no shortage of LGBT-centric organizations on college campuses, or student newspapers to adoringly promote them.

“Of course [the Performative Masc Lesbian Contest is important], because it’s inclusivity and people need to be more lesbian because men are terrible,” Kelley Martinez, an event attendee, said.

Nothing says inclusivity like hating men.

On a tip from Mike B.