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Jan 26 2021

Now Monkeys Are Oppressed

Cultural Marxism requires that progressives constantly find new identity groups to designate as oppressed. When every last human who is not a native-born able-bodied white male heterosexual Christian has been granted precious victim status, they will have to turn to the animal kingdom. It will start with monkeys:

Target will no longer sell coconut milk made by the Thai company Chaokoh after an investigation alleged the drink is tied to forced monkey labor, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals announced Monday.

Major corporations used to prioritize pleasing their customers. Now they seem primarily motivated by an obsessive desire to earn pats on the head from left-wing activist groups.

“By dropping Chaokoh, Target is joining thousands of stores that refuse to profit from chained monkeys’ misery,” PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman wrote in a statement.

Chaokoh has been canceled. Too bad for the Thais who were relying on it for income.

They should have made the monkeys join a union. Then leftists might have left them alone.

According to PETA, monkeys have been forced to pick coconuts in Thailand and even to wear chains around their necks. Sell your PetSmart stock before PETA finds out it sells leashes.

On a tip from Wiggins.


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