If you have been meaning to go to church but don’t like having to put clothes on, spend your Sunday mornings at Garden of Eden Church:

We are a non-denominational Christian Nudist/Naturist church. We seek to honor God through the Lord Jesus Christ, and affirm the goodness of our bodies exactly as God created them.

That is, with no clothes on.

As for arousal issues, the church advises that “if any visible manifestation occurs it should be covered until it passes.”

At least grafting Christianity onto nudism is better than hollowing it out and replacing the contents with LGBTism (see e.g. here, here, and here).

On a tip from Mike B.