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Mar 14 2025

Piously Buying Cookies From Transsexual Girl Scouts

March is not too late to buy Girl Scout cookies. So as not to miss an opportunity to virtue signal, moonbats are advised to buy their cookies from a transsexual Girl Scout — i.e., a gender-addled boy dressed as a Girl Scout:

Did you know that for a long time, Girl Scouts has openly included transgender and nonbinary individuals in its membership? I first learned of this four years ago while searching for a source for my annual Girl Scout cookie purchase. At that time, a wave of anti-trans sentiment was intensifying, prompting me to seek out transgender Girl Scouts from whom to order.

“Anti-trans sentiment” is when people hold the view that Girl Scouts should be girls, whereas boys should join the Boy Scouts. Such views are regarded by the woke as ideologically unclean.

There follows an alarmingly long list of children who have likely been encouraged by their progressive parents to identify as a member of the opposite sex or neither sex. Engineering your own LGBT-compliant children signals even more virtue than buying Girl Scout cookies from them.

First up is Rainbow:

Rainbow is an 8 year old who has loved being a Girl Scout for the past few years. [He] enjoys playing guitar, dancing, and Minecraft. [He] wants [his] troop to support unhoused people, respond to the climate crisis, and plan fun activities. You can buy cookies from [him] here!

Unsurprisingly, Rainbow’s indoctrination has not been limited to transsexualism, but includes reverence for the homeless, the global warming hoax, and no doubt the rest of the Democratic Party platform.

The list of transsexual Girl Scouts from whom self-righteous liberals can buy cookies goes on for about 5,000 words. Little kids have no defenses against sick ideologies forced on them by adults. Too many of them are being set on the path to unnatural and unhappy lives.

On a tip from Mike B.


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