Tomorrow is the 1-year anniversary of the Declaration of the Rights of the Moon. Begin preparations for your celebration by studying the document carefully. Highlights:

We the people of Earth – …

Conscious that wealthy nations and corporations are developing technologies that may make it possible to return to, live on, mine and otherwise alter the Moon …

Declare that – …

The Moon possesses fundamental rights, which arise from its existence in the universe, including:

(a) the right to exist, persist and continue its vital cycles unaltered, unharmed and unpolluted by human beings;

(b) the right to maintain ecological integrity;

(c) the right to be defined as a self-sustaining, intelligent, cohesive, intact lunar ecosystem, beyond current human comprehension;

An intelligent ecosystem. On the moon. No one can say moonbats have no imagination.

(d) the right to independently maintain its own life-sustaining relationship with the Earth’s environments and living creatures; and

(e) the right to remain a forever peaceful celestial entity, unmarred by human conflict or warfare.

In a world run by moonbats, even a lifeless piece of rock floating around in orbit has human rights. Yet they intend to deny you the fundamental rights of freedom of expression and self-defense as codified in the First and Second Amendments.

On a tip from Phil.