The self-driving Tesla is an excellent metaphor for Democrat rule.

Just as the Democrats are the party of plutocrats who ostentatiously pretend to care about the poor despite supporting policies that make more people poor, Teslas are expensive toys for posturing rich people who pretend they are saving the climate by driving an electric car despite the absurdity of believing their car will impact the weather.

Tesla benefits from government subsidies — i.e., ideologically driven crony capitalism, which used to be known as corporatism or fascism. This economic approach is associated with the Democrat Party, which implements it at the expense of the free market that Republicans are elected to defend.

The self-driving aspect corresponds to Democrats’ relentless expansion of Big Government, which robs us of volition as it becomes omnipresent and omnipotent.

This story makes the metaphor complete:

Two men died after a Tesla ‘on autopilot with no one driving’ crashed into a tree in Houston before starting a huge fire that took 32,000 gallons of water to extinguish.

The fully-electric 2019 Tesla Model S slammed into the tree in Carlton Woods at around 11.25pm on Saturday night before bursting into flames with the passengers still inside.

Jennifer Aniston will have to brush her teeth in the shower for some time to compensate the Earth for 32,000 gallons of water wasted.

The $80,000 car was traveling at high speed with no one in the driver’s seat. Similarly, the outlandishly expensive federal government is expanding at high speed, with a crash test dummy sitting in the driver’s seat. The results will be the same as for the ill-fated Texas Tesla.

On tips from Wiggins and Stormfax.

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