Because Australia is in the Southern Hemisphere, everything is upside down. It is currently summer down there. No wait, summer must be over, because it is already Halloween. At what other time of year would you see a ghoul as creepy the new Ambassador for Gender Equality Stephanie Copus Campbell?

The eyes give away leftists every time. They may be soulless voids (Joe Biden), sharklike doll’s eyes (AOC), or piercingly demonic, but they are never the eyes of a normal human who can be entrusted with power.

On tips from Wiggins and Chuck A.