Maybe today’s batch of executive orders from Biden should include food rationing. The Experts have determined that people are fatter than captive elephants:

“Obesity is not clearly defined in humans, let alone elephants,” said Indiana University’s Daniella Chusyd, who conducted the species-defying study published in the Journal of Experimental Biology. …

[The study] found that male elephants carried 8.5% body fat and females roughly 10%, markedly less than healthy human percentages, which range anywhere from 6% to 31%.

In case you were wondering who pays for studies determining that people are fatter than elephants, the answer is you. The study was funded by the Smithsonian Institution, UAB Nutrition Obesity Research Center, Diabetes Research Center, Nathan Shock Center on Aging, and National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute. All appear to receive most if not all of their money from federal taxpayers.

Meanwhile, the national debt continues to explode.

On a tip from Wiggins.