Christian Love Toys is not the last word in papering over decadence with a tissue-thin layer of professed Christianity. Presenting the Ecumenical Catholic Church’s Swing Lifestyle Christians Group:

We understand that many people may have questions about how swingers clubs fit into a faith-based community. For us, a swingers club is not just about physical connections, but about trust, openness, and mutual respect. These values are at the heart of our mission, as we strive to create a community where all forms of consensual, loving relationships can coexist harmoniously with Christian faith.

Love is love, as liberals love to remind us.

Our community is proud to be part of a wider network of alternative lifestyle groups. We understand the importance of creating spaces where individuals can explore their faith and relationships freely.

No doubt the network of alternative lifestyle groups covers a lot of ground.

We firmly believe it is not up to us to decide who Jesus’ “sheep” are; all are welcome here, whether you are part of the swing lifestyle, open marriages, or any other relationship choice.

In case you couldn’t guess their stand on blasphemous homosexual parodies of marriage,

Since its beginning in 1985, the Ecumenical Catholic Church has understood that gay, lesbian, and heterosexual marriages between two Christians are sacramentally equivalent. Our canon law forbids distinction between these various forms of marriage, and the wedding liturgy is the same whether the marriage is between two men, two women, or a man and a woman.

Why stop there? What about a marriage between a man and his labradoodle?

On a tip from Mike B.