A moonbat named Alex Taylor ran onto the field during Monday night’s NFL game between the Rams and the 49ers with a device emitting pink smoke. This made him eligible to be tackled. Ram defenders Bobby Wagner and Takk McKinley brought him down so that security could bring him in. It was the most satisfying NFL play since the last time Colin Kaepernick was sacked.

Since we are living in Clown World, Taylor has filed a police report:

Taylor is an activist on behalf of the organization Direct Action Everywhere. A fellow member of the organization, Allison Fluty, tried to run onto the gridiron as well, but was tackled by security before reaching the playing field.

They sought to bring attention to a trial in which two animal rights activists are facing charges for stealing two pigs from a factory farm in Utah in 2017.

The organization called the hit on the activist a “blatant assault.”

If Taylor really wants the police involved, they ought to arrest him for trespassing, disorderly conduct, and being a sniveling jackass. Then a judge ought to sentence him to serve as a tackling dummy for the Rams for the rest of the season.

On a tip from Lyle.

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