Historians will compile whole volumes of the wise words of our Commander in Chief. Here’s a recent quote to ponder:

“As one computer said, if you’re on the train and they say portal bridge you know you better make other plans.”

Presumably the people who voted for Biden think he is sentient. They must search his pronouncements for the secret meaning, like shamans examining chicken entrails.

What’s most amazing is that he probably read this off a teleprompter. Either his leftist handlers are composing gibberish as a joke at the expense of the country they despise, or Slow Joe is no longer capable even of reading aloud lines that he had probably rehearsed.

The next stage of dementia is where you forget how to swallow. No wonder America’s wheels are coming off.

Hat tip: Not the Bee.