Fisher Stevens is haunted by guilt to this day over having some innocent fun playing an Indian computer scientist who was a little goofy in the 1986 comedy Short Circuit. Stand by for the nuclear meltdown when liberals discover Soul Man, which came out the same year.

Less humorous is interracial violence, which is rarely inflicted by Caucasians, to the media’s immense disappoint. Young lives destroyed by the vicious and demented Cancel Culture mob — e.g., Caleb Kennedy’s — aren’t that funny either. But Mark Dice keeps our spirits up anyway:

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