Versace Blunders Into a Bud Light

His gut-wrenching repulsiveness allows Dylan Mulvaney to stand out even among other female impersonators. Signaling wokeness by choosing him to represent the brand cost Bud Light 30% of its customers and its parent company Anheuser-Busch InBev a staggering $27 billion in market value. You might think that would put a crimp in Mulvaney’s marketing career. But moonbats do not learn.

Last week…

…Mulvaney partnered with Versace to promote their women’s line on social media and at live events.

When people complain that Mulvaney makes them sick, the media can cast him as a sacred victim of transphobic bigotry. Evidently Versace expects this to create sympathy that will translate into sales.

They won’t be making many sales to Megyn Kelly, who has declared Versace our new Bud Light.

Granted the customer base is different for women’s fashion than it is for cheap beer, but only the wokest of moonbats will find Mulvaney appealing. His act is as insulting to womanhood as it is to manhood:

On tips from Franco and Varla.

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