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Jan 23 2018

Watch Moonbats Make Their Case by Cursing, Farting, and Literally Foaming at the Mouth

InfoWars is not the most credible news source, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be informative. Below is a sample of the video record it provides of last weekend’s Women’s March rallies. Be forewarned that it features moonbats barking in their natural language, which consists mainly of flatulence and OBSCENITY:

God help us.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

Jan 23 2018

Phys Ed Teach Strips Naked and Chases Little Kids

Moonbattery is highly advanced in the field of education. It is highly advanced in the city of Los Angeles. So no one should be surprised to learn that at a school in Los Angeles,

A physical education teacher at Carthay Center Elementary School outraged parents and upset students when he stripped naked on campus Friday and proceeded to chase nearby second-graders and fifth-graders.

At least the kids were sure to get a good workout, running harder than they ever had in their lives.

“All of the kids saw his private parts. Very embarrassing, very upset,” said one parent.

We still have a way to go before total tolerance has been imposed. In the near future, this parent will be shamed into silence for being an exhibitionistophobe. Total tolerance means zero tolerance for any kind of pervertophobe.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

Jan 23 2018

Oxford University Extends Exam Times to Help Women Succeed in STM

To be a good liberal requires doublethink. James Damore was fired by the liberals who run Google for suggesting that women being less prevalent in technical fields is not entirely due to patriarchal malice, but entails differing interests and aptitudes. Meanwhile, the liberals who run Oxford University have extended the time limits for math and computer science examinations to help women get better grades:

Dons trialed the changes to allow women to achieve higher results, with just seven female maths finalists achieving firsts last year compared with 45 men.

The proposals were put forward to reduce the ‘undue effects of time pressure’ which the prestigious university believe effects women more than men, reports the Sunday Times.

Hopefully, they will all get jobs where time pressure will never be a factor.

Here’s where the doublethink breaks down:

However, critics have slammed the changes as ‘sexist’ as they believe it suggests that women are the weaker sex.

True enough, efforts to help identity groups succeed in areas where they do not naturally excel is sexist, racist, et cetera. But a liberal gifted in doublethink can avoid acknowledging that by obscuring the truth behind an ink cloud of duckspeak. The fog created by meaningless terms like “patriarchy” and “systemic discrimination” makes it possible to believe simultaneously that all groups have identical aptitudes at everything, and that measures must be taken to help favored groups where their aptitudes lag.

On a tip from Steve T.

Jan 23 2018

Profiles in Multiculturalism: Ahmed M.

Afghan asylum seeker Ahmed M. came to Europe in 2016 seeking a better life, most likely at the expense of taxpayers. In return, he has enriched Europe’s multicultural tapestry by bringing savage Afghanistan along with him:

He was taken in by a Catholic family in Berlin, along with several other Afghan minors, shortly after he arrived.

In July last year he was left alone for the afternoon with the family’s toddler daughter Emily.

Good people are often trusting people. But that does not mean it is necessarily good to be trusting. Ahmed sexually abused the 4-year-old, apparently not for the first time.

Like other “child refugees,” Ahmed’s youth is in question. He claimed to have been born January 1, 2004, yet was starting a moustache.

At 13 he was under the age of legal responsibility but prosecutor Corinna Gögge rejected a plea from Emily’s father to force him to undergo a test to determine his age. Later, because he denied the allegations, the enquiry was dropped.

Legal authorities almost always side with the New Germans against the Old Germans, presumably so as not to be Islamophobic.

In December last year Germany issued him with new temporary residency papers stating [he] was born six months later than he originally stated.

Then he grew younger still…

Soon after he fled to Malmo in Sweden where he has registered as a refugee using the name Ahmed M. – and claiming he was born in 2005.

Malmö is an Islamic colony world famous for its no-go zones.

The family in Germany who took him in have asked Sweden to investigate him. So far there has been no response from Swedish authorities.

Ahmed is likely to do his part to help keep Sweden the rape capital of Europe.

On a tip from Lyle.

Jan 23 2018

NFL Nixes AMVETS #PleaseStand Ad

Professional football has degenerated into a battle between regular Americans who love their country on one side, Black Lives Matter moonbats and their liberal elite fellow travelers who despise it on the other. The former group is more numerous outside the league. Inside the league, the latter dominates — not just among theatrically unpatriotic players, but among the suits running the business:

AMVETS officials are decrying “corporate censorship” from the National Football League for their decision not to run an ad in their Super Bowl program which responds to league players’ decision to kneel for the national anthem in protest of national equality issues.

The ad, which would have cost the veterans organization $30,000, features the tag “#PleaseStand” with a picture of service members saluting the American flag and information on how to donate to the congressionally-chartered organization.

It is no surprise the NFL refused to run the ad. It isn’t just that drawing attention to this issue drives off fans; they could have ended the controversy long ago by requiring players to show some respect during the national anthem. Roger Goodell et al are not neutral in this theater of the Culture War.

Moonbats bark that Colin Kaepernick’s followers are exercising their freedom of speech. If that were a valid point, it would also apply to AMVETS.

NFL VP of Communications Brian McCarthy intones that the game program has “never been a place for advertising that could be considered by some as a political statement.” Anti-American political statements on the field of play are okay though.

On tips from J and Bodhisattva.

Jan 23 2018

Learning Firsthand About Sh**hole Countries

There is good reason some of the lands Democrats want to import America’s future population from are known as “sh**hole countries,” as Karin McQuillan learned in the Peace Corps, when she was sent to the “fecalized environment” of Senegal:

In plain English: s— is everywhere. People defecate on the open ground, and the feces is blown with the dust – onto you, your clothes, your food, the water. [A Peace Corps doctor] warned us the first day of training: do not even touch water. Human feces carries parasites that bore through your skin and cause organ failure.

Never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined that a few decades later, liberals would be pushing the lie that Western civilization is no better than a third-world country. Or would teach two generations of our kids that loving your own culture and wanting to preserve it are racism.

She learned other lessons in Senegal. West Africans are fundamentally different from us. The Golden Rule is not considered valid among them. Theft is not considered bad. Work is not considered good. Corruption is ubiquitous. Callousness toward the helpless is normal.

Importing people from places like Senegal will not solve their problems. It will only make their problems our problems too.

We are lectured by Democrats that we must privilege third-world immigration by the hundred million with chain migration. They tell us we must end America as a white, Western, Judeo-Christian, capitalist nation – to prove we are not racist. I don’t need to prove a thing. Leftists want open borders because they resent whites, resent Western achievements, and hate America. They want to destroy America as we know it.

Democrats would rather rule an sh**hole country than share power in a great one. That’s why their #1 priority is keeping the floodgates of Third World immigration open wide. People from Senegal are not going to vote for limited government and property rights. They will vote as a means of looting, by voting for the party of looting.

On tips from Zachary B and Sean C.

Jan 22 2018

Open Thread

The tyranny of majorities may be as bad as the tyranny of kings. - Arthur Balfour

Jan 22 2018

Why White People?

Lauren Southern explains why she is focusing on the horrors inflicted in South Africa on white people in particular. The short answer: because no one else will do it—no matter how extreme the racist oppression in the land that foretells our white minority future:

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Jan 22 2018

George Soros and the Women’s March Spectacles

If you enjoyed laughing at the pussy hat spectacles last weekend, thank real life James Bond villain George Soros, who helped fund them — just as he has done with Black Lives Matter and Antifa activities. Commentary from Wild Smile:

On a tip from StephaneDumas.

Jan 22 2018

John Coleman, RIP

It is a sad day for meteorology. Beloved weatherman John Coleman has passed away, probably as a result of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

Coleman is well known for founding The Weather Channel and helping make Good Morning America a success. He is even better known for pulling back the curtain on the global warming hoax. Here he is in action, via Climate Depot:

On tips from Bodhisattva and Stormfax.

Jan 22 2018

California to Facilitate Illegal Alien Voting

Here’s a clue for anyone who might be wondering why Democrats were willing to shut down their beloved federal behemoth on behalf of illegal aliens:

California will take the next step in blurring the lines between citizens and non-citizens beginning April Fool’s Day when the state complies with a court order to begin automatically registering to vote all those who are granted driver’s licenses.

The state has long provided driver’s licenses to all who simply claimed, without proof, that they were citizens of in the country legally. There were no checks made or documentation required.

But beginning April 1 every person who gets a California driver’s license will be automatically entitled to vote.

The change is a result of the common tactic (often used by the EPA) of liberal groups suing likeminded bureaucrats in left-wing courts to “force” them to adopt policies far more extreme than voters would agree to. One of the groups involved here was National Council of La Raza, which is at least honest about its race-centered political objectives, which entail sacrificing the interests of America’s core population.

Everyone knows which party the foreigners will support. That’s how California became a single-party state — and why Democrats will go to extremes to keep the floodgates open wide.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

Jan 22 2018

Muslima in Hijab Is Done Modeling Hair Care Products for L’Oréal

Remember Amena Khan, the Muslim who would not show her hair and yet, absurdly, was featured in a L’Oréal Paris UK commercial for hair care products? The same Islamicness that got her the gig with L’Oréal also put an end to it after her tweets spewing hatred at Israel became known:

L’Oreal told The Jerusalem Post that it had “recently been made aware” of Khan’s tweets. “We appreciate that Amena has since apologized for the content of these tweets and the offense they have caused,” said a representative for the company. “L’Oréal Paris is committed to tolerance and respect toward all people. We agree with her decision to step down from the campaign.”

As for the tweets,

In the deleted messages captured by screenshots and tweet-saving services, Khan called Israel a “sinister state,” an “illegal state,” and said the country is full of “child murderers” and expressed hope for its defeat. In other posts on social media that had not been deleted, Khan accused Israel of “Torture. Murder. Rape. Genocide” and falsely claimed that “Orthodox Jews themselves condemn the actions of Israel.”

PLO propaganda might fly at more woke companies, but not L’Oréal.

There is no little amount of irony involved in her cooperation with L’Oreal, which has operated a factory in Migdal Ha’emek for decades. The company has faced many boycott calls over the years from supporters of the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions movement over its extensive business ties with Israel.

P.C. corporations love diversity when is as shallow as slightly darker skin and a scarf on the head. But some still have the sense to be repulsed by the ideology that comes along.

On a tip from Stormfax.

Jan 22 2018

Experts Declare That Adulthood Now Begins at Age 24

A prominent effect of moonbattery is infantilization. This retards development to such an extreme that according to authorities adolescence now extends to age 24:

The traditional definition for adolescence is currently between and the ages of 10 and 19, which marked the beginnings of puberty and the perceived end of biological growth.

But, writing in the Lancet Child & Adolescent Health, scientists from the Royal Children’s Hospital in Melbourne argue the timings needs to be changed.

One reason it takes so long to grow up is that people have been starting families later (if at all),

with the average man entering their first marriage aged 32.5 and women 30.6, an increase of eight years since the 1970s.

Among the pernicious consequences are that people have fewer economically productive years, they produce fewer children, and due to extreme immaturity, they continue to vote for Democrats long after they should have outgrown such childishness.

Speaking of voting, if adulthood doesn’t begin until age 24 now, shouldn’t we change the voting age to reflect that?

On a tip from J.

Jan 22 2018

Schumer Shutdown: A Politics of Idiocy, of Confrontation, of Paralysis

When the federal government was shut down in 2013 because Republicans did not want to fund ObamaCare, Chuck Schumer barked:

“I believe in immigration reform. What if I persuaded my caucus to say, ‘I’m going to shut the government down, I am going to not pay our bills unless I get my way?’ It’s a politics of idiocy, of confrontation, of paralysis.”

More Schumer:

“The basic line is: No matter how strongly one feels about an issue, you shouldn’t hold millions of people hostage. That’s what the other side is doing. That’s wrong and we can’t give in to that.”

But that is exactly what he is doing now, holding the entire federal government hostage to strong-arm Republicans into agreeing to a massive illegal alien amnesty so as to alter America’s demographics in the Democrat Party’s favor.

To practice politics in the age of video, you must have no shame whatsoever.

Jan 22 2018

The People Make the Culture

Liberals like Joe Biden openly celebrate the reality that the welfare and immigration policies they implement will inevitably make whites a minority in America, just as Italians will soon be a minority in Italy. Before it is too late, we need to ask: when the core population that created America becomes a minority, will this still be America in any meaningful sense?

One person qualified to given an intelligent answer is a former South African familiar with both the First and Third Worlds, Ilana Mercer.

She observes that in the Third World countries from which we are importing America’s future population,

Magic wins out over reason; community over individual; communal ownership over private property; force and coercion over rights and responsibilities; wealth distribution over its accumulation.

Above all, it is the reverence for the individual, a prominent feature of both Christianity and America’s founding documents, that makes and keeps the West great. That reverence is conspicuously missing in the Third World.

“I am because we are” is how one wag encapsulated the cog-like role of the individual in African culture.

You can see why Democrats, the party of oligarchical collectivism, would prefer America to have a predominantly Third World population. When it does, it will no longer be America.

The whole piece is worth reading, as is her book Into The Cannibal’s Pot: Lessons for America from Post-Apartheid South Africa.

On tips from ABC of the ANC and StephaneDumas.

Jan 21 2018

Open Thread

Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government. - Art Hoppe

Jan 21 2018

After Armed Robbery, Political Comedian Wants Concealed Carry

If a Democrat is a Republican who hasn’t been mugged, maybe a gun rights opponent is a moonbat who hasn’t been stuck up at gunpoint. At least half a dozen people passively witnessed political comedian Tim Young getting robbed of his phone on a well-lit section of M Street in Washington.

The attack changed his thoughts on guns. …

Now, he said he absolutely plans to apply for a concealed carry permit in D.C., but it won’t be easy.

Second Amendment rights are held in low esteem in the Democrat-dominated District of Corruption — not that criminals have any trouble getting hold of them.

“When you’re in an instance where there’s a gun is pointed at you and your life is being threatened for your property and no one’s going to help—and now I know that no one’s going to help—I want to feel more secure. I want to feel safe, and I have something to defend myself with,” he said.

Reasonable enough.

“I think a lot of those people who are opposed to having a conceal carry permit and being able to own a weapon have never had one pointed directly at them when they have nothing on them,” Young said. …

“That level of fear and that level of helplessness that you feel, it doesn’t compare to anything else I’ve felt in my life.”

Wanting to be made helpless is pathological. Yet politicians who oppose our fundamental right of self-defense get plenty of votes. People must not see what they are voting for. Real world experience can open eyes.

On a tip from Lyle.

Jan 21 2018

Jordan Peterson Takes on a Moonbat

Jordan Peterson crosses the ocean from Canada to Britain and tries to talk sense to contentious moonbat Cathy Newman of Channel 4 News regarding the gender pay gap, transgender tyranny, and more:

Postgame analysis from British countermoonbat Paul Weston:

On tips from ABC of the ANC.

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