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On tips from G. Fox, Ummah Gummah, and Bob Roberts.

The presidency is in part a ceremonial position. If you are too clueless to conduct yourself properly, you don’t qualify. For example, someone who thinks it appropriate to return a Marine’s salute like this should head back to Chicago to spare us all further embarrassment:

Apparently this was a misguided attempt to make up for forgetting to salute. Or maybe our Commander in Chief was reminding the corporal to always have an umbrella at hand. In any case, it warrants yet another facepalm.

Where’s R. Lee Ermey when we need him? Here he is:

On tips from Clingtomyguns, Jimmie C, Henry, Jason L, Ben S, and Bob Roberts.

Unless you want to give yourself an ulcer, before listening to this Kuwaiti professor, try to forget that the same liberal ruling class that demands we revere Islam also refuses to secure the southern border:

Imagine the laboratories the Muslim Brotherhood is probably setting up with our money in Egypt.

Via GodTube, on a tip from The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.

No wonder degenerate militants are so eager to destroy the Boy Scouts of America. The BSA has been turning out people like Eagle Scout Rep. Jim Bridenstine (R-OK):

A generation ago, few would have been depraved enough even to imagine that a speech like Bridenstine’s would one day require courage to deliver.

On a tip from Clingtomyguns.

On a tip from TED.

Tea Party patriot Ted Cruz lays into statist dinosaur John McCain on the debt limit:

McCain’s alliance with Obama et al. against conservatives will not serve him any better than McCain has been serving the country.

Head for the hills, Lettuce. The wacko birds are coming for you.

On a tip from wingmann.

After 2000 years, it’s time for Jesus Christ to move over. Now Diversity is Lord — according to certain Episcopalians:

In her sermon delivered at All Saints Church in Curaçao in the diocese of Venezuela, Bishop Katharine Jefferts Schori condemned those who did not share her [leftist] views as enemies of the Holy Spirit.

The presiding bishop opened her remarks with an observation on the Dutch slave past. “The history of this place tells some tragic stories about the inability of some to see the beauty in other skin colors or the treasure of cultures they didn’t value or understand,” she said. …

Just as the forces of historical inevitability led to the ending of industrial slavery, so too would the march of progress lead to a change in attitude towards homosexuality, she argued.

“We live with the continuing tension between holier impulses that encourage us to see the image of God in all human beings and the reality that some of us choose not to see that glimpse of the divine, and instead use other people as means to an end. We’re seeing something similar right now in the changing attitudes and laws about same-sex relationships, as many people come to recognize that different is not the same thing as wrong. For many people, it can be difficult to see God at work in the world around us, particularly if God is doing something unexpected.”

Apparently, this woman wants people to believe that acts of sexual depravity explicitly proscribed by the Bible are inspired by God. Unexpected? You could say so.

If liberals succeed at destroying Christianity, it won’t be through Obama’s heavy-handed schemes involving the IRS and ObamaCare. It will be by rotting it away from within after infiltrating churches.

On a tip from The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.

Great Britain has issued its response to Islamic savages beheading a British soldier on a London street in broad daylight 200 yards from the Royal Artillery Barracks:

Defence sources said the order had been given that uniform should not be worn by those travelling alone, or on public transport as a “common sense precaution” immediately after the killing.

That this order is intended to be temporary does not prevent it from making the clear point that Britain is no longer a sovereign country, but has been conquered by halfwit barbarians from the Dark Ages — with plenty of help from the liberal ruling class.

Who would have dared suggest to a British soldier during the Battle of Britain that he should not wear his uniform in his own capital city lest it invite an attack from Nazis?

If multiculturalism really has reduced Britain to the point that its soldiers are not safe on their own streets, the solution is obvious: allow them to carry weapons so as to be able to defend themselves until the threat has been deported. The same goes for law-abiding citizens.

On a tip from RL.

No wonder Obama was so eager to knife our key ally Mubarak in the back to help the Arab Spring bloom in Egypt — it’s a lot like Hope & Change:

Many disillusioned Egyptians say things are worse than ever. Thugs often run the streets, crime rates have skyrocketed, and police feel they’re outgunned, faced with the flood of weapons filling Cairo’s streets.

Making matters worse, everything from utilities to gasoline is both more expensive and more difficult to acquire than it was before the Muslim Brotherhood.

Armed robberies have skyrocketed from 233 in 2010 to 2,807 in 2012. Electricity rates are rising too. The economy is in the dumps. The government is incompetent. Society is collapsing. Sound familiar?

But at least Egypt’s army has shiny new fighter jets and tanks, compliments of US taxpayers.

On a tip from TXShep.

Nothing as wholesome and decent as the Boy Scouts could be allowed to exist unmolested by the degenerates comprising our ruling class. The BSA held out longer than most against the siege. Now it is giving in:

After lengthy and wrenching debate, local leaders of the Boy Scouts of America have voted to open their ranks to openly gay boys for the first time…

OnMyHonor.Net is a coalition of people who have the character to defend scouting’s values. From its statement in response:

The Boy Scouts of America has a logo that bears the phrase ‘Timeless Values.’ Today, the BSA can no longer use this phrase in good faith. It has demonstrated by its actions that the organization’s values are not timeless, and instead they are governed by changing tides of polls, politics and public opinion.

The saddest part of today’s decision is what the organization is teaching our children and young people in the program.

The BSA is teaching our kids that when your values become unpopular, just change them.

The BSA is teaching our kids that when your convictions are challenged, just cave to peer pressure.

The BSA is teaching our kids that public opinion polls are more important than principles.

Today, the BSA is teaching our kids that you should not stand up for what is right instead you should stand up for what is popular.

The mission of the Boy Scouts of America is to “prepare young people to make ethical and moral choices over their lifetimes by instilling in them the values of the Scout Oath and Scout Law.”

BSA is teaching our kids through its new mission that we don’t make ethical and moral choices through the values of the Scout Oath and Scout Law but we make them like an unprincipled politician does, by putting your finger in the air and seeing which way the wind is blowing or by looking at the latest polling results.

What kind of a message are we sending to young people about being brave when its top adult leaders don’t even have the courage to stand up to the pressure of a militant lobby when the bullies in Washington DC, Hollywood or even some of their own renegade councils start pressuring and harassing them?

Giving in to them is the last thing that will prevent militant homosexuals from pushing their agenda even further. The BSA has already abandoned its principles. The next step backward toward the edge of the cliff — allowing openly homosexual adult scout leaders — is only months away.

We know what comes next after that, because we watched what happened when homosexuals infiltrated the Catholic priesthood. Children will be raped by perverts. Their bodies will be damaged; their minds will be shattered. They will be infected with lethal, ghastly, incurable diseases. The BSA will then be sued out of existence, constituting another progressive step forward toward our glorious rainbow future.

Fortunately OnMyHonor.Net is already laying the groundwork for a new character development organization to replace the corrupted BSA.

On tips from Varla, Muddypaw, Clingtomyguns, Lyle, and IslandLifer.

Last night, Islamic welfare colonists rioted in Stockholm for the fifth straight night. It appears they won’t stop until something comes on TV that they find more entertaining than setting schools and police stations on fire. They have nothing else to do:

One recent government study showed that up to a third of young people aged 16 to 29 in some of the most-deprived areas of Sweden’s big cities neither study nor have a job.

“Most-deprived” is a lousy euphemism for non-Swedish. It’s the native Swedes who are deprived of the wealth they create, so that it can be handed over by their socialist overlords to parasitical trash imported from places like Somalia.

The moonbat ruling class that created this situation has come up with an explanation:

No joke: liberals really have blamed nonexistent global warming for the Muslim practice of raping native Swedes.

Graphic compliments of Stormfax, tip from Artfldgr.

Regarding Obama’s comical choice to inflict envirofascism through the Department of Energy and faux-Indian socialist Elizabeth Warren: have they ever been seen at the same place and time?

  

Compliments of wingmann.

It isn’t an amnesty bill. It is an act of national sabotage:

One of the most alarming effects of the Schumer-Rubio amnesty, if enacted in anything close to its current form, would be the legalization of tens of thousands of illegal aliens who have already been a public safety threat in their community. The eligibility criteria established for the amnesty and most of the new guestworker provisions excuse a wide variety of criminal behavior, including gang membership, drunk driving, vehicular manslaughter, identity theft, and immigration fraud (see this analysis). In addition, the bill offers amnesty to those who have repeatedly and flagrantly violated immigration laws.

Welfare colonists don’t need to stay out of trouble to qualify for amnesty.

In the most recent six-month reporting period (October 1, 2012, to March 31, 2013), ICE removed 38,547 aliens who had been identified as a result of an arrest by another agency. Of these, 45 percent (17,208) were lesser offenders who would be eligible for legalization under the Schumer-Rubio amnesty.

Feel better that only “lesser offenders” qualify? Here’s what our rulers consider a lesser offender:

This group would include the likes of Manuel Zaruma, a 24-year old illegal immigrant construction worker from Ecuador, who recently was convicted in Worcester County, Mass., of negligent vehicular homicide (a misdemeanor), driving unlicensed, and two more traffic infractions after a crash that killed Andrea Agosto, age 47, mother of three children. By Schumer-Rubio standards, these are minor offenses, and it would take three fatal crashes like this to disqualify Zaruma.

Felony offenders could be deported under Schumer–Rubio — but often wouldn’t be. DHS can simply waive their ineligibility. Given what it did to Arizona for attempting to enforce immigration law, there can be no doubt that the Obama Regime will stretch this elastic law to the snapping point so as to advance the fundamental transformation of America into a place we won’t recognize.

On a tip from G. Fox.

Passed along by The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.

Not just anybody is handed important roles in using the IRS to repress conservatives. Lois Lerner worked her way up after displaying her aptitude:

Under the direction of Lois Lerner, the Federal Election Commission sued the Christian Coalition in the 1990s. She harassed the Christian Coalition for three election cycles. She lost her case. Lerner even asked one conservative during the case if Pat Robertson prayed over him. (Sound familiar?)

Fox News reports:

The bloated and malignant federal bureaucracy is riddled with Lois Lerners.

On a tip from r.

By targeting the Tea Party for oppression through taxation, Obama’s IRS has taken a tiger by the tail. This was the scene outside the infamously abusive Cincinnati office on Tuesday:

The Tea Party lives!

Compliments of Karl Ushanka.