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Dec 11 2017

Sarah Silverman’s Horrific Experience

Life has not always been easy for unfunny liberal “comedian” Sarah Silverman. She once endured a horrific experience:

“I had a boyfriend many years ago, he was my first boyfriend who had his own house, and one day I went outside to see what he was doing, and he was hoisting an American flag up the flagpole in his front yard,” Ms. Silverman said. “And I instantly felt very weird. It didn’t make sense, but I felt … scared.”

She goes on to explain that nationalism is “innately terrifying” and “an old bed buddy of racism and xenophobia,” conflating American exceptionalism with Nazism. Then she praises the patriotism of her fellow leftists in the NFL who indulge in theatrical displays of disrespect when the national anthem is performed.

Masochists are invited to sit through it:

No doubt Sarah Silverman will tell you that she loves America as much as you do, and if you doubt it, you just proved how full of bigots this lousy country is.

On tips from Steve T and Bodhisattva.

Dec 10 2017

Open Thread

I think we recognize as Americans there are certain things that are just primary to the freedoms and liberties that we enjoy here and religious freedom is one of the most important things we as Americans cherish. - Ann Romney

Dec 10 2017

Profiles in Countermoonbattery: Jack Phillips

The contrast between good and evil has never been starker than it is in the war militant homosexuals and those who exploit them for political purposes have been waging against Masterpiece Cakeshop in Lakewood, Colorado, whose Christian owner Jack Phillips refuses to defile his faith on behalf of the LGBT agenda:

Nothing could be more wrong than the liberal position that left-wing reverence for sexual perversion takes precedence over our First Amendment rights of free speech and freedom of religion. The highest kudos to Jack Phillips for standing up to tyranny despite the high price.

The tyranny will not stop with liberals forcing Christians to participate in blasphemy. If there are not enough true Americans like Jack Phillips, every liberty our forefathers fought to secure will be lost.

On tips from Eddie_Valiant.

Dec 10 2017

Moonbat Mayor Reduced to Tears When Someone Refuses to Believe in White Privilege

According to liberal ideology, it is racist (i.e., bad) for whites not to hate their own race. Lest anyone take pride in most significant human achievements having been accomplished by whites, the mythical concept of “white privilege” is used to deny that whites ever accomplish anything. Those who challenge the notion of white privilege shake cultural Marxism to its foundations, reducing moonbats like Valerie Johnson, Mayor of New Brighton, Minnesota, to tears:

Dec 10 2017

The Truth About Jerusalem

Paul Joseph Watson explains why moonbats are so upset about the USA finally acknowledging that the capital of Israel is Jerusalem whether terrorists like it or not:

On a tip from physicsnut.

Dec 10 2017

Canadian Eskimos: Polar Bears Are Flourishing

Since liberal ideologues started shouting that the polar bears they regard as sacred are on the verge of extinction thanks to global warming, carbon dioxide levels have skyrocketed. By now, there should be hardly any polar bears left. To find out, let’s check in with Canadian Eskimos, since most polar bears live in Canada, and Eskimos live in close proximity to the bears:

The overwhelming conclusion from years of accumulated conversations with native populations about polar bears is that there is almost no connection between the long-term observations of polar bear ecology and the more recent claims that polar bears as a species are in grave danger due to climate change and thinning sea ice.

In fact, the long-term observations suggest that polar bear subpopulations are currently faring quite well, with 92% of the subpopulations studied either remaining stable or growing in recent years.

According to Inuit observers, there may even be “too many” bears now.

Given that these monstrous beasts hunt down human beings and eat them, you might say that any polar bears are too many.

Alarming as it is to think of their numbers increasing, at least it helps confirm that the doom and gloom dogma of anthropogenic climate change is a steaming load in the snow.

On a tip from Chronos Z. Wonderpig.

Dec 10 2017

Where Trudeau Regime Stands on Female Genital Mutilation

Where does the obsequiously Islamophile Justin Trudeau regime stand on the barbaric practice of female genital mutilation? Michelle Rempel, Conservative MP from Alberta, attempts to get a straight answer from Trudeau’s Somali-born Minister of Immigration, Refugees, and Citizenship Ahmed Hussen, and hits an impenetrable wall of obfuscation:

From this we can conclude that female genital mutilation is on the multiculti agenda. It will be widely accepted in Canada after pork, beer, and dogs have been banned.

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair. Hat tip: Vlad Tepes.

Dec 10 2017

Why a Flat Tax Could Be the End of Leftism

Government does not raise taxes in order to provide services. It provides services in order to justify raising taxes. This is why a flat tax would be the end of leftism. Bill Whittle elaborates:

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

Dec 09 2017

Open Thread

Liberals don't care. Their approach is to rip out society's foundations without asking if they serve any purpose. Why do we have immigration laws? What's with these borders? Why do we have the institution of marriage, anyway? What do we need standardized tests for? Hey, I like Keith Richards - why not make heroin legal? Let's take a sledgehammer to all these load-bearing walls and just see what happens! - Ann Coulter

Dec 09 2017

Poland Thrown Into YouTube Gulag

Google moonbats are so opposed to any resistance to the Islamization of Europe that they have banished the Polish government to the YouTube Gulag, marginalizing a video for opposing massive Third World immigration. Due to the Streisand effect, this may result in more people seeing the video, especially now that An Angry Foreigner Speaks is giving it more exposure:

On tips from J and The Lieberal Media.

Dec 09 2017

Hate Hoax Aboard Aircraft Carrier

When moonbats put Black Lives Matter B.S. ahead of duty, honor, and love of country, hate hoaxes can affect even the military:

A sailor who claimed someone scrawled racial slurs on his bed aboard an aircraft carrier —sparking a viral Facebook post in the process — staged the incident himself, the Navy said Friday.

Marquie Little, a 27-year-old African American seaman, posted photos to Facebook on Nov. 15 under an alias that showed his rack on the carrier George H.W. Bush covered in trash and racial slurs.

Later that month, Little said in a phone interview, “It puzzled me as to who would do it and why they would do it.”

By now it is not the least puzzling. Moonbats engage in hate hoaxes due to a lack of real world evidence to support their ideology. Incidents like this are cultural Marxist attacks on the same USA that it is the purpose of the U.S. Navy to defend.

A drawback of hate hoaxing is that thought crimes are taken so seriously, they result in major investigations that usually reveal the crime to be a hoax staged by the alleged victim, as was accomplished in this case by the Naval Criminal Investigative Service.

Too bad they don’t keelhaul on aircraft carriers. Little would deserve it. Instead, according to Commander Dave Hecht, the culprit “received appropriate administrative actions and additional counseling and training” and “will remain a member of the crew and continue to perform his military duties.”

If it had not been a hoax, whoever had scribbled the forbidden N-word probably would have received a dishonorable discharge.

As is usually the case on college campuses, the hoax succeeded at “raising awareness” by resulting in additional indoctrination regarding the evils of racism.

Please welcome Marquie Little to the Hate Hoax List.

On tips from Roy A, Chronos Z. Wonderpig, and Zack VC.

Dec 09 2017

Amateur Journalist Solves Arson Live on Facebook

If top names keep dropping right (Bill O’Reilly, Eric Bolling) and left (Charlie Rose, Matt Lauer) from sexual misconduct allegations, Big Journalism is going to run low on talent. Someone ought to sign up Rhoda Young:

On a tip from seaoh. Hat tip: eBaum’s World.

Dec 09 2017

CNN Promotes Racially Self-Hating Online Thought Police

Too bad Shaun King won’t admit what race he is. A white ally like him would be a natural to join the White Nonsense Roundup:

White Nonsense Roundup is composed of 100 self-declared “white allies” who rush “to relieve people of color from the emotional labor of engaging with a person’s racist or racially insensitive thoughts,” according to CNN’s puff piece.

CNN described the group as “roadside assistance for social media debates you’re tired of having.”

A person of color can request the assistance of White Nonsense Roundup simply by tagging the group in heated debates and letting one of the white allies interject themselves into the social media quarrel.

The apparent purpose is to support sacred Persons of Color who aren’t smart enough to argue on their own behalf — not that white liberals would ever hold condescending attitudes.

On a tip from J.

Dec 08 2017

Open Thread

Why does the left hate free speech? Because they don't know how to talk about the substantive merits when they are challenged. Having submerged themselves in disciplining each other by denouncing any heretics in their midst, they find themselves overwhelmed and outnumbered in America, where there is vibrant debate about all sorts of things they don't know how to begin to talk about. They resort to stomping their feet and shouting

Dec 08 2017

Rudolph the Regular Reindeer

If only healthcare had been nationalized back in 1964 when Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was created, HuffPost moonbats would have not have been so unpleasantly triggered by all the racism, sexism, homophobia, et cetera. Big Government’s one-size-fits-all regulations would have been sure to correct Rudolph’s nasal condition before it could result in marginalization:

When utopia is achieved, the government will run mandatory (but free!) DNA tests on all pregnant women, so that such conditions can be identified in plenty of time to route Mom to an abortionist, in order to keep costs under control.

On a tip from Anonymous.

Dec 08 2017

Woman to Marry Chandelier

It didn’t take long to get from homosexual “marriage” to this:

Amanda Liberty, 33, of Leeds, said she proposed to her favorite chandelier on Valentine’s Day while continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers.

Why should she commit to just a single chandelier, even if she is marrying it? After all, we are meant to regard marriage as a joke now.

“You can’t control who you fall in love with and things just went from there,” Liberty told Caters News.

“I love kissing and cuddling Lumiere,” she says. Lumiere is the chandelier’s name.

Liberals will be delighted to learn that it is not only an open but a same-sex marriage, as she refers to the chandelier with feminine pronouns.

On a tip from J.

Dec 08 2017

A Few Wacky Things Moonbats Blame on Trump

One of the best things about Trump is that he provides moonbats with a focus of blame for any and all ills.

Chelsea Handler blames him for the wildfires plaguing Southern California:

“Just evacuated my house. It’s like Donald Trump is setting the world on fire. Literally and figuratively. Stay safe everyone. Dark times.”

Not so dark for those who enjoy guffawing at moonbats, tragic fires aside.

Last summer Joy Reid found something even dumber to blame on Trump when she held him responsible for socialism failing yet again, this time in Venezuela, where total collapse has been ongoing since back when Trump was still a liberal:

Almost as dumb as Joy Reid’s opinions was the Belgian-owned rice water purveyor Budweiser (still a major advertiser for the anti-American NFL) attempting to exploit patriotic sentiment by temporarily renaming its product “America.” Unsurprisingly, that idea was also the fault of Trump:

This stupid Budweiser campaign is Donald Trump’s fault. If we think of the U.S. presidential election season not only as a grand exercise in democracy, but as a vast proving ground for how to sell a message to millions of Americans, then Trump’s campaign is surely being studied by every marketing agency in the country. The secret to his success, and the main rhetorical innovation he has brought to presidential politics, is to dispel subtlety altogether and make subtext text. … So instead of launching a promotional campaign that requires consumers to process even a single layer of interpretation to arrive at a connection between your product and their beloved country, you simply rename your beer “America.”

At least the Budweiser name change wasn’t as dumb as the company’s Super Bowl ad denouncing America for being bigoted toward immigrants.

If an asteroid that has been hurtling through space for millions of years is discovered to be on a collision course with Earth, moonbats will derive satisfaction from blaming it on Trump.

On tips from Bodhisattva and TCS III.

Dec 08 2017

Moonbats Market Hillary Clinton Resistmas Tree Topper

No need for moonbats to hang their Christmas trees upside down to bring it into line with their ideology. They can just top the tree with a special ornament:

Now on sale, it’s the Hillary Clinton Tree Topper, which features a very life-like plaster figurine of Mrs. Clinton with feathery angel wings and pristine white pantsuit, meant to go on the top of the Christmas tree. Actually, the Hillary Topper is ideal for the “Resistmas” tree.

Being out of power in Washington for now, disgruntled moonbats have coined the term “Resistmas.” You can even buy a Resistmas sweater. Adam Smith would love the way anti-capitalist moonbats exploit each other’s bitter foolishness for money.

The Hillary tree toppers are for sale from British nonprofit Women to Look Up To. You might think that a traffic-flattened snake at the bottom of a roadside ditch couldn’t look up to Hillary, but progressives have a different perspective.

Prices for the Hillary ornament start around $107.

“There’s no word yet, however, on whether it smells of sorrow and corruption instead of the traditional fir tree scent,” writes Emily Zanotti, a writer for The Daily Wire.

On second thought, it would be less tasteless to hang the tree upside down.

On a tip from J.

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