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Nov 23 2015

Moonbat Tech: Pee-cycling

Anything having to do with human waste is bound to appeal to ecomoonbats. From the state that gave us Bernie Sanders:

“We’re all potty-trained,” Kim Nace reminded a small gathering of adults at the Rich Earth Institute in Brattleboro earlier this fall.

But, the nonprofit’s director added, humans can and should up their game.

Hundreds of urine donors in the area are making an effort.

The prospect of clean water downstream, achieved cheaply — is reason enough to donate your pee to science, Nace said.

Furthermore, research at the institute, partially funded by the U.S. Department of Agriculture and the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, demonstrates that pasteurized urine is a first-class fertilizer on nearby hayfields.

Wherever dogs pee, the grass turns brown. But urine does contain phosphorus and nitrogen. However, if it isn’t economically viable to collect human urine and make it into fertilizer, the government is just pissing away our money again — and if it were economically viable, government involvement would not be necessary or likely.

[Nace’s] toilet at home, to work effectively, requires both men and women to sit down when taking a leak. A partition in the bowl sends urine down a pipe to a storage tank in the basement. The larger, more familiar hole, delivers solid loads to a composter.

A newly formulated “green” code for plumbers will help spur more such facilities, she predicts.

If your toilet requires a double flush to work properly because of government-mandated insufficient tank capacity, it is an Al Gore toilet. One day you may be forced to use a Kim Nace toilet, then cart the smelly harvest to a recycling center for the good of the delta smelts and polar bears.

In the meantime, Nace wants more of your money:

A further scaling up of collection and research would be easy, Nace said, but would require more than modest EPA and USDA grants.

Open up your wallets, taxpayers!

Moonbats characteristically taking delight in human waste.

On tips from J, Stormfax, and Bodhisattva.

Nov 23 2015

Obama Has Been Helping ISIS by Pulling Punches

Don’t take Dmitry Medvedev’s word for it that Obama has been helping ISIS. Listen instead to American pilots:

U.S. military pilots who have returned from the fight against the Islamic State in Iraq are confirming that they were blocked from dropping 75 percent of their ordnance on terror targets because they could not get clearance to launch a strike, according to a leading member of Congress.

Strikes against the Islamic State (also known as ISIS or ISIL) targets are often blocked due to an Obama administration policy to prevent civilian deaths and collateral damage, according to Rep. Ed Royce (R., Calif.), chair of the House Foreign Affairs Committee.

How typically liberal to effectively side with the enemy while adopting a high moral tone. We can’t fight the people who are crucifying children and burying them alive because kids could get hurt.

The policy is being blamed for allowing Islamic State militants to gain strength across Iraq and continue waging terrorist strikes throughout the region and beyond, according to Royce and former military leaders…

ISIS would not even be in Iraq if Obama had not thrown away our hard-won victory there by prematurely withdrawing US troops. It might not be in Syria either if not for Obama’s counterproductive attempts to undermine Assad, who like those Obama has helped overthrow on behalf of radical Islamists (Gaddafi, Mubarak) is not up for sainthood but is vastly preferable to his likely replacement.

Jack Keane, a retired four-star U.S. general, agreed with Royce’s assessment of the administration’s policy and blamed President Barack Obama for issuing orders that severely constrain the U.S. military from combatting terror forces. …

“Believe me,” Keane added, “the French are in there not using the restrictions we have imposed on our pilots.”

That’s because even France under a socialist president is far more likely to take on the enemy than America under this appalling disgrace of an administration.

Some token attack on the Islamic State has to take place, or the T word (treason) would start being heard within the Beltway. So Obama drops leaflets to make sure the terrorists have plenty of time to clear out of harm’s way. No, I’m not kidding:

According to Bridget Johnson of PJ Media, actions taken by U.S. forces in the wake of the Paris massacre include an effort to interdict ISIS oil tanker traffic. U.S. aerial assets carried this out by bombarding the trucks with leaflets warning drivers that an air strike would follow within forty-five minutes. What followed was, evidently, not air strikes at all, but low-level buzzing by U.S. Navy fighter-bombers.

The excuse is to avoid hurting the truck drivers. However:

It’s not like these drivers are innocent, uninvolved “civilians” like children or sick people. They’re waging ISIS’s war, just like the other non-uniformed participants who make up 100% of ISIS’s ranks.

The rules of engagement for the token forces going through an expensive charade of pretending to fight ISIS are “the most restrictive in terms of rules of engagement that we have ever entered into in the last 25 years,” according to Keane. Considering the almost comical restrictions in Afghanistan, that is really saying something.

The ISIS response to Obama’s insistence on zero civilian casualties is easily predictable to anyone familiar with the way Muslims fight:

All it has to do is surround itself with civilians and it’s invulnerable. Just like the Taliban did in Afghanistan.

Everything Obama has done in the Middle East points to the same conclusion: he is sympathetic toward our worst enemies, which comes as no surprise to those familiar with his ideological background.

On tips from Stormfax, Dragon’s Lair, Bill T, Byron, and Nobama.

Nov 23 2015

Majority of Americans Feel Alienated by What Is Presented to Them as Their Country

Looks like diversity is working:

According to the Reuters survey, 58 percent Americans say they “don’t identify with what America has become.” While Republicans and Independents are the most likely to agree with this statement, even 45 percent of Democrats share this feeling.

More than half of Americans, 53 percent, say they “feel like a stranger” in their own country. A minority of Americans feel “comfortable as myself” in the country.

This is not a bug or even a feature of the politically correct ideology of our ruling class; it is the purpose. To establish the degree of tyranny required to achieve utopia, any meaningful notion of community must be destroyed. The exceptions are outlier communities (blacks, homosexuals, Muslims, etc.) that can be deployed against the core population according to cultural Marxist strategy. Regular Americans must become atomized so that each of us feels alone in being horrified and disgusted at what liberals are turning our country into; otherwise, people would never go along with what they see when they turn on their television sets.


On tips from Bodhisattva, Stormfax, and Torcer. Graphic compliments of Stormfax.

Nov 23 2015

Columbia Student Says She Is Traumatized by Having to Learn About White People

The special snowflakes on college campuses truly need their safe spaces. Without them, they would be subjected to trauma like this:

Columbia students and faculty gathered Wednesday night for a panel discussion on “Race, Ethnicity, and University Life.” According to the Columbia Daily Spectator, much of the commentary revolved around the idea that minorities on campus simply spend too much time being traumatized by the white-centric content of their classes.

One of the panelists at the event was black Columbia student Nissy Aya. Aya was supposed to graduate in 2014, but instead is only on track to receive her degree in 2016. That, Aya says, demonstrates “how hard it has been for me to get through this institution,” though it’s worth noting she is an exceptional case, as Columbia has one of the highest four-year graduation rates in the country.

Aya attributed some of her academic troubles to the trauma of having to take Columbia’s current Core Curriculum, which requires students to take a series of six classes with a focus on the culture and history of Western, European civilization. Aya says this focus on the West was highly mentally stressful for her.

“It’s traumatizing to sit in Core classes,” she said. “We are looking at history through the lens of these powerful, white men. I have no power or agency as a black woman, so where do I fit in?”

Chances are good Nissy would fit in best cleaning rooms at a Motel 6, so long as she is properly supervised. But thanks to Affirmative Action, she has taken the slot earned by a more deserving person of politically incorrect pigmentation at Columbia.

Aya cited her art class, where she complained that Congolese artwork was repeatedly characterized as “primitive.” She wanted to object to that characterization but, in the Spectator’s words, was “tired of already having worked that day to address so many other instances of racism and discrimination.”

Congolese artwork:


White people artwork:


If you can tell the difference, congratulations, you qualify as a racist.

Educrats can be counted on to reflexively side with Nissy. Gibbered Roosevelt Montás, Columbia’s associate dean for the Core Curriculum:

“Part of what is exciting about this conversation is that it’s issuing accountability for us to look within ourselves and try to understand the way that racism shapes how we see the world and our institutions.”

Maybe the more deserving white student who got bumped so that Nissy could make Columbia more “diverse” actually caught a lucky break.

On tips from Torcer and Artfldgr.

Nov 23 2015

Washington Post Fact Checker Ignores the Facts While Attacking Trump and Defending Muslims

WaPo’s fact checker sure stuck it good to The Donald:

Crows Kessler:

Trump says that he saw this with his own eyes on television and that it was well covered. But an extensive examination of news clips from that period turns up nothing. There were some reports of celebrations overseas, in Muslim countries, but nothing that we can find involving the Arab populations of New Jersey.

That’s four Pinocchios for you, Mr. Trump!

But wait, look what Powerline quickly found in Kessler’s own Washington Post, dated September 18, 2001:

In Jersey City, within hours of two jetliners’ plowing into the World Trade Center, law enforcement authorities detained and questioned a number of people who were allegedly seen celebrating the attacks and holding tailgate-style parties on rooftops while they watched the devastation on the other side of the river.

Who gets the four Pinocchios now?

Let’s be charitable. Maybe Kessler isn’t a lying Islamophile. Maybe he just has the good taste not to read his own paper.


On a tip from Donald L.

Nov 23 2015

Liberal Media Moonbats Claim Lady Liberty Is a Muslim

Obama often blathers delusionally about the supposed contribution of Islam to American culture, raving at one point that Muslims built “the very fabric of our nation.” His friends at the Washington Post have finally uncovered what they are passing off as evidence to back him up:

The man who designed the Statue of Liberty once worked on project that would’ve involved a towering Egyptian peasant woman, meaning the iconic New York City monument’s roots can be traced to Islam, according to the Washington Post.

That’s some stretch, even for the Islamophile propagandists who control the “mainstream” media establishment.

“The first draft for what would become the nation’s symbol of welcome to the ‘huddled masses’ was conceived by French sculptor Frederic Auguste Bartholdi not for the Statue of Liberty but for an entirely different project: a lighthouse that would stand at the entrance to the Suez Canal,” writes the Post’s Yanan Wang.

“Bartholdi would carve the likeness of an Egyptian peasant woman holding aloft a torch of freedom. The monument, twice as high as the Sphinx, would guard the waterway’s entrance and perhaps double as a lighthouse. Its name would be Egypt (or Progress) Bringing Light to Asia,” she added, citing the historian Michael B. Oren.

But Muslim societies tending to be economically dysfunctional, that project fell through due to lack of funds.

Bartholdi later met with French abolitionist Edouard Rene de Laboulaye, and suggested that France give the United States a gift to recognize the close of the American Civil War. Drawing from his scrapped plans for the Suez Canal, the French sculptor hit upon an entirely new idea: A towering version of the Roman goddess Libertas.

This is how Wang tied the Statue of Liberty to the idea that it was conceived originally as an Egyptian Muslim.

The Daily Beast actually ran a piece floating the Lady Liberty Is a Muslim canard as an argument for allowing thousands of Islamic “refugees” from the terrorist breeding grounds of Syria to continue colonizing the country.

In their desperation to find anything of a factual nature that would support their ideology, liberals have lost all fear of making fools of themselves.


On a tip from Lyle.

Nov 22 2015

Open Thread


Via American Irony.

Nov 22 2015

Judge Jeanine on Obama’s Response to Terror War’s Escalation

A worse president than the Community Organizer in Chief would be difficult to imagine. Jeanine Pirro sums up his response to the escalation of Islam’s terror war:

“His disdain for our concerns for the safety of our families is palpable. At a time when the American people are scared, when we need reassurance, he mocks us, he talks down to us, he divides us.”

After 7 miserable years of humiliating farce, I am no closer to understanding how grown adults could have voted for someone of Obama’s caliber.

On a tip from Bill T.

Nov 22 2015

Pope Francis Says Excessively Pious Priests Scare Him

The first moonbat Pope has no use for Catholics who take their religion too seriously. He says they scare him:

Pope Francis on Friday described some Catholic priests as so scary and neurotic he keeps well away from them.

In comments that had his audience chuckling at a conference on training for the priesthood, the 78-year-old pontiff revealed he is instinctively suspicious of overly pious candidates.

“I will tell you sincerely, I’m scared of rigid priests,” he said. “I keep away from them. They bite!”

Rigid priests of the type who would hold the line against encroaching degeneracy must be weeded out at the seminary stage.

“There are often young men who are psychologically unstable without knowing it and who look for strong structures to support them. For some it is the police or the army but for others it is the clergy,” the pope added, warning that such disorders inevitably resurface at a later date.

“When a youngster is too rigid, too fundamentalist, I don’t feel confident (about him). Behind it there is something he himself does not understand. Keep your eyes open!”

Improved selection and training of priests is a priority for the Church in the wake of the huge clerical sex abuse scandals which highlighted how easy it was for totally unsuitable candidates to be ordained.

That is, Francis is going to prevent pedophile priests from molesting altar boys by cracking down on moralistic candidates for the priesthood. It isn’t any less likely to work than his plan to improve the weather by attacking capitalism.

Francis prefers less righteous company.

On a tip from Maudie.

Nov 22 2015

Lipstick for Men

Behold what liberalism has reduced us to:

Drake just partnered up with Tom Ford for the designer’s new lipstick collection called, Lips & Boys. Yes you read it right, Tom Ford’s lipstick collection is inspired by the “notable men” in his life. …

Jake Gyllenhaal is also said to be getting his own shade. … Drake’s featured shade is rumored to be a dark burgundy. …

All we know for sure is that the lipsticks are set to drop on Black Friday for $52 a pop.

If moonbattery is not stopped and reversed promptly and completely, this is only the beginning. Imagine how a generation of boys raised playing with Barbie dolls will embellish themselves.

Have mercy…

On a tip from Jimmie C.

Nov 22 2015

Islamization of USA Has Been Underway for Years

The recent refugee tsunami pouring through Syria was not the beginning of the massive influx of hostile and unassimilable Third Worlders imported by our government from terrorism hot zones to displace local populations. Ask anyone from Shelbyville, Tennessee. This video was uploaded 5 years ago:

Just as ISIS and Al Qaeda throw the perpetual Islamic war on the West into high gear, this treasonous lunacy has gone into overdrive:

Pushing back against efforts to bar Syrian refugees from resettling in the U.S., President Barack Obama vowed Saturday that his country will be a welcoming place for millions fleeing violence around the world “as long as I’m president.”

The amount of permanent damage Obama will be able to inflict over the next year is almost incalculable, as communities throughout the country are replaced by utterly alien, terrorism-prone, and explosively reproducing Muslim colonists from the most dysfunctional hellholes the Third World has to offer.


On tips from Bill T and US.Patriot1776.

Nov 22 2015

Tale of the Tape: Hate Hoax at Harvard Law

You would think that at a premier institution like Harvard Law School, even the Affirmative Action students would have a higher level of intelligence than was displayed by a recent hate hoax:

HLS’s Wasserstein Hall includes a small portrait of every single tenured faculty member at the school, but Thursday morning small black strips of tape were found covering the faces of every black professor’s portrait.

Predictably, the black supremacist moonbats who dominate college campuses are using the tape as a pretext to work themselves into a lather of belligerent victimhood.

“This morning at Harvard Law School we woke up to a hate crime,” writes HLS student Michele Hall on the website Blavity. “The portraits of black professors, the ones that bring me and so many other black students feelings of pride and promise, were defaced. Their faces were covered with a single piece of black tape, crossing them out of Harvard Law School’s legacy of legal scholarship. Their faces were slashed through, X-ing them out, marking them as maybe unwanted or maybe unworthy or maybe simply too antithetical to the legacy of white supremacy on which Harvard Law School has been built.”

HLS dean Martha Minow immediately called a meeting of the school’s students and staff to discuss the incident, and announced it is under police investigation.

Maybe the Justice Department should become involved — even though like virtually all alleged campus hate crimes, it was faked.

One particularly noteworthy red flag is that the black tape used to deface the portraits appears to be identical to tape that was recently used by activists affiliated with the Royall Must Fall group protesting against HLS’s current seal (which is taken from the coat of arms of the slaveholding family that endowed HLS’s first professorship).

Don’t these morons watch Forensic Files? They should have at least used a different role of tape.

Royall Must Fall, welcome to the Hate Hoax List.

Even this petty level of “racial oppression” has to be faked.

On tips from Eddie_Valiant and Torcer.

Nov 22 2015

Jihad Politicians USA

There is no doubt whatsoever that Obama’s importation of Syrian “refugees” will result in dead Americans. The question is, when the inevitable happens, what are we going to do about it?

On a tip from Bill T.

Nov 22 2015

Canadian Moonbats Move to Destroy Family Farms

It isn’t just in America that Big Government is systematically destroying all things traditional. See how leftist bureauweenies north of the border propose to eradicate the family farm on behalf of unions:

Either the cancer of all-intrusive, do-gooder government is destroyed, or it will destroy everything else.

On a tip from ScrewyPuppy.

Nov 22 2015

Obama Regime Rolls Out Red Carpet for Islamic Colonists

Have you fallen on hard times as a result of the Obama economy? Why not try traveling to Syria, then returning to the USA as a “refugee”? The taxpayer will set you right up:

At least not all of the colonists are terrorists. Some of them won’t become terrorists until later. Others never will, but will contribute to the growing Islamic subculture that will provide ISIS, al Qaeda, et al. a US base to strike from.

On a tip from Ben S.

Nov 21 2015

Open Thread


Via iOTW Report, on a tip from TED.

Nov 21 2015

Mosque Busting

If our “leaders” were really interested in defending us from our enemies, they would take the fight to where the enemy lives:

On a tip from Dan F.

Nov 21 2015

A Single Democrat Ad Makes It Obvious Why No Sane Person Can Vote for Them

This may be the most nauseating — and the most delusional — idiocy to be excreted by the Democrat Party yet:

Here I was thinking Democrats hated W for bringing the war to the terrorists rather than passively waiting for them to strike with weapons of mass destruction in the aftermath of 9/11. Yet W’s comically false rhetoric describing Islam as a “religion of piece” — a lie mouthed for obvious strategic reasons, though only a complete idiot would believe it — seems to have them warming up to him in hindsight, now that they have undone the good he accomplished in Iraq by withdrawing our troops prematurely and turning the country over to Iran and ISIS.

Note that these Islamophile kooks have progressed beyond the grossly ignorant notion that Islam is not violent. Now we are not even allowed to notice that radical Islam is violent. Admittedly the phrase “radical Islam” is redundant, but this emphasizes that they expect us to ignore the menace posed by Muslims, even as Europe goes into lockdown over constant terror threats, the terrorist regime in Iran develops nuclear weapons with Obama’s assistance, and Islamic terrorists pour out of Syria in vast numbers to infiltrate the West.

Shrillary recently stated clearly that there is no connection between Muslims and terrorism “whatsoever,” despite a day never passing without news of the latest Muslim terror attack.

Anyone with even a modest knowledge of Islam knows that it has been advanced through terror from its earliest days as a small cult, before Mohammad had to leave Mecca for Yathrib. To quote Mohammad, “I have been made victorious through terror.” There have been over 27,000 lethal Muslim terror attacks just since September 11, 2001.

Democrats have withdrawn from reality to an extreme that can only be called psychotic.


On tips from Torcer and Bodhisattva.

Nov 21 2015

Putin Blasts Islamic State Oil Facilities

Given the sympathies of our own president, if you want to see ISIS get kicked in the pants, you may have to look through a Russian lens:

On a tip from Ben S.

Nov 21 2015

Video of Bataclan Concert Hall

Presenting the multiculti future Europe’s left-liberal “leaders” have been importing:

Obama vows to keep importing the same future for the USA.

Via Weasel Zippers, on a tip from Torcer.

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