The secret to the success of progressivism is no secret at all; it’s right there in the name. Put a frog in boiling water, and it will hop right out. But according to theory, you can boil the critter to death without it attempting to escape if you warm the water by progressive increments.
Now from theory to practice. We all know that liberals disapprove of meat, on the grounds that it is the flesh of murdered animals and makes it be too hot out (see here, here, and here). But even a country that has degenerated to the point of tolerating Obama might balk at a sudden outright ban on meat. So they eat away at our dietary freedom by increments. As usual, they start with the young, who have never known freedom, and who are at the mercy of authorities while incarcerated at government schools.
“Meatless Monday” is just what it sounds like: A day without meat. It’s a trend happening across the nation, and Dripping Springs [Texas] ISD [Independent School District] is trying it out — and cooking up some controversy.
The international campaign encourages everyone to skip eating meat one day a week. Advocates say it can improve people’s health and the health of the planet.
Naturally the moonbat social engineers who run the media tell us children like it.
It’s happening at the district’s three elementary school campuses, and it’s getting good reviews from some young critics.
“I think it’s pretty good,” said 10-year-old Avery. “They used to have a salad bar and I used to eat it every day instead of getting meat.”
In Texas, for crying out loud. Home of the longhorn.
Modern Americans grow to be significantly larger than the people of less successful societies throughout history, due largely to a diet rich in meat. This is why the munchkins Obama has been importing from the jungles of Guatemala to displace us often don’t even grow shoulder high.
Future inhabitants of North America will likely peak at under 5 feet, as Meatless Monday naturally progresses to meatless menus, and from there to a meatless society in service to the invariably pernicious liberal agenda.
It is fitting that the denizens of the socialist USSA will not stand as tall as Americans. No doubt it pleases progressives that our descendants will have a lower profile in every way.
On tips from Dan F, Henry, and Muddypaw.