Presenting our Commander and Chief:

Biden must have thought the two S’s on the guy’s lapels stand for “Secret Service.” In light of his Dark Brandon speech, we can be glad he didn’t assume they stood for “Schutzstaffel.”

The conspicuously senile Biden is not actually the president, but only a manipulable figurehead for leftists so unsavory that they cannot show their faces to the public. At least this means we don’t have to worry about him having access to the nuclear launch codes — I hope.

On a tip from Wiggins.