We have seen kooks and degenerates graft a facade of Christianity onto veganism, furry fandom, transvestitism, drag queen exhibitionism, homosexuality, more homosexuality, sex toys, swinger debauchery, polyamory, witchcraft, nudism, and recreational drug use. But surely no one would have the blasphemous gall to pretend sadomasochistic depravity is Christian. Then again, these days, sure they would.

Presenting Christian BDSM:

Many kinky believers find that BDSM is fully compatible with a healthy, monogamous Christian marriage.

As you may have heard, the Devil can cite Scripture for his purpose:

It’s easy to forget the biblical command to enjoy your marriage and stop taking things too seriously:

“Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for God has already approved what you do. … Enjoy life with your wife, whom you love, all the days of this meaningless life that God has given you under the sun.”
(NIV) Ecclesiastes 9:7,9

You only get one life and (hopefully) one marriage. If you or your spouse has a fantasy involving spanking or some other aspect of BDSM, then you should at least feel free to talk about it. There will always be people who judge and condemn what they cannot understand, but they don’t make the rules for your bedroom.

Too bad they couldn’t find “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law” in the Bible — although it might appear in a future revised edition, if current trends continue.

On a tip from Mike B.