Striking down Roe v. Wade would allow voters of each state to decide for themselves whether abortion should be legal, rather than it being imposed on them by an activist court from half a century ago. No doubt abortionists will continue to flourish profitably in leftist-dominated states like California and New York, where the ruling class will promote them more aggressively than ever. But what about Texas, the largest state not to have been absorbed by the progressive Borg?

Liberals can rest assured that at least the Dallas City Council knows just how crucial abortion is as a form of birth control, having witnessed this emotional testimony from Alex Stein:

The robotic bureaucrat humorlessly thanking him caps off the performance perfectly.

Alex Stein fans will be excited to learn that he has enhanced his cultural relevance by declaring himself trans. But can a countermoonbat find acceptance among the militantly inclusive trans community? Those with the stomach to watch Alexandria Stein dance can find out below:

On tips from Lyle, Varla, and Jester.