Children have their uses. Illegal immigrants use anchor babies to reserve comfy seats on the American welfare state gravy train, or just borrow other people’s children to avoid being detained at the border. C-list actresses can use their children to generate desperately needed publicity:

Actress and media personality Busy Philipps has announced her 12-year-old daughter Birdie is gay and prefers “they” and “them” pronouns.

Birdie allegedly announced her homosexuality at age 10, but Busy has only now decided to announce it to the public. Maybe it is considered unseemly to publicize the alleged sexual aberrations of a 10-year-old.

Before liberal decay became advanced, a girl that young would not even know what a lesbian is, much less be convinced by her mother that she is one.

On a tip from Bluto.