If you do what bullies tell you to do, they will tell you to do more. The woke mob bullied the Cleveland Indians until they dropped their iconic Chief Wahoo logo. Knuckling under made further demands inevitable. Unsurprisingly, given the absence of spine in the baseball world, the Indians caved again and will change their name:

Expect the Atlanta Braves to follow suit. Only after Indians have been completely eradicated from mainstream American culture can righteous social justice warriors declare this particular jihad concluded.

The new name has not been announced. They might consider Cleveland Looters, in honor of the Black Lives Matter violence that threw the ongoing cultural purge into overdrive.

What next for the Cleveland Cowards? Maybe the mob will demand that the manager be a transgender lesbian of color.

On tips from Lyle and Varla.