Energy Policy Leader Emerges in Austin
Looks like we are catching up to South Africa on the road to liberal utopia. Like California, the moonbat haven Austin is already having trouble keeping the lights on. Progressives ought to be pleased to see that someone with the proper attitude has stepped forward to take charge of energy policy:
A recent power outage in Austin, Texas, resulted in huge bills for Austin Energy customers, leaving the Austin City Council to hear criticism from upset community members at a city council meeting.
One man took advantage of the public comment portion, ironically criticizing the Austin Energy company while wearing a rainbow wig, with clown makeup and clown attire. …
“My mother told me to dress for the job that you want to have, and that’s why I’m here today, because I would like to be the CEO of Austin Energy,” the mysterious clown continued.
Austin Energy is not a private company but a department of the City of Austin, so the primary requirement for the position he seeks is ideological correctness.
As he notes, his priorities align with those of Austin. He holds the fight against climate change to be the number one priority, even noting that if we are to get to zero carbon emissions we should not be using power at all. So committed is this bold defender of the climate to saving the planet that he destroyed his own gas stove. He also has pronouns and the Ukrainian flag in his Twitter bio.
His request for a salary of $350,000–$500,000 is reasonable, considering that he has a cocaine habit and a wife with stage five testicular cancer to support.
This clinches it:
“I also took a 23 and Me test and found out that I am 3% black, so not hiring me would be a literal act of violence,” he continued.
Leftist Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm had best beware. Before long, this guy will come for her job:
"My mother told me to dress for the job that you want to have, and that's why I'm here today – because I would like to be the CEO of Austin Energy."
Public comments at the Austin City Council meeting start with criticism of storm response.
MORE INFO: https://t.co/3SDnfjQdGE pic.twitter.com/VQuv5d4JX5— CBS Austin (@cbsaustin) February 9, 2023
On a tip from Varla.
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