The moonbats running IKEA stepped on a rake by trying to pander to blacks by serving fried chicken and watermelon on “Juneteenth.” How were Swedes to know that associating blacks with food they like is a felony thought crime? But maybe the company can win its way back into the good graces of the woke with their polysexual loveseat collection.

Via IKEA:

There’s more to Pride than a rainbow. That’s why we created Love Seats – a collection of IKEA loveseats inspired by the Pride flags of different 2SLGBTQ+ identities. Designed and created by artists active in the 2SLGBTQ+ community, the loveseats are a platform to celebrate identity and share stories of love.

The collection includes 10 loveseats, inspired by the following psychosexual aberrations: nonbinary, transgender, progress, bisexual, pansexual, lesbian, genderfluid, transgender again, asexual, and 2spirit. What “progress” means in the context of sexual deviancy is thankfully left to the imagination.

See if you can keep your breakfast in place after sitting through this:

Liberals have managed to make degeneracy and sexual depravity schmalzy, hokey, and boring.

On tips from Steve T, Mr. Freemarket, and Wiggins.