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Aug 28 2022

Illegal to Sell Whipped Cream to 20-Year-Olds in New York

When moonbats achieve dominance, the mode of government they impose is anarchotyranny. For example, in New York, violent crime is virtually legal. So is shoplifting. Shooting a police officer can go unprosecuted. Foreigners who are in the country illegally are welcomed with open arms as if there were no laws; authorities even hand them cash gifts, house them for free in luxury hotels, and want them to vote. However, you can get in big trouble for calling the illegal aliens “illegal aliens.” You can also get in trouble for selling whipped cream:

It’s now illegal to sell the sweet treat to anyone under the age of 21 due to a law targeting nitrous oxide abuse.

Nitrous oxide is used as a propellant in whipped cream canisters.

“This new law is an important step in combating a significant problem for many neighborhoods throughout my district,” said New York State Sen. Joseph Addabbo, a sponsor of the bill. “Used whippits piling up in our communities are not only an eye sore, but also indicative of a significant nitrous oxide abuse problem. This law will help to protect our youth from the dangers of this lethal chemical, while helping to clean up our neighborhoods.”

Addabbo is of course a Democrat.

Next, they may target dentists’ offices. The police have to do something with their time, now that Black Lives Matter has declared it racist to keep the streets safe.

On tips from Wiggins, Bluto, and Anonymous.


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