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Jun 18 2021

Megan Rapinoe to Model Victoria’s Secret

It is because of moonbattery that we can’t have nice things — or even look at anything nice. Liberal social engineers are so vicious, they would force people to look instead at Megan Rapinoe in her underwear:

Victoria’s Secret has sent its angels packing in a monumental rebranding that replaces the supermodels with a group of seven “women famous for their achievements,” including U.S. soccer star and activist Megan Rapinoe.

Rapinoe is best known for her belligerent lesbianism and extreme left-wing views. The seven or eight people who watch women’s soccer may know her from that. She is not known for her pulchritude. But of course, beauty is an oppressive construct of the sexist patriarchy:

Martin Waters, former head of Victoria’s Secret’s international business and its new CEO as of February, explained to The Times of the company’s rebranding, “When the world was changing, we were too slow to respond. We needed to stop being about what men want and to be about what women want.”

A guy with Waters’ job ought to know that a lot of women want to look attractive. Only those twisted by moonbattery would want to look like a harpy from hell.

Whereas Rapinhoe shrieks about her sexual perversion, former Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima is a devout Catholic who attends Mass every Sunday, does charitable work, opposes abortion, and holds that “Sex is for after marriage.”

To let liberals win the Culture War is to trade Adriana Lima for Megan Rapinoe.

On tips from Mr. Freemarket and Jester.


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4 Responses to “Megan Rapinoe to Model Victoria’s Secret”

  1. […] it’s not so. Belligerent wokester Megan Rapinoe, Victoria Secret’s new standard of beauty, has been revealed as having once said something harmless that would now be construed as racist. […]

  2. […] reversal, it will soon be canceled. Just as losing the Culture War to liberals means trading Adriana Lima for Megan Rapinoe, it means trading the Fourth of July for […]

  3. […] aspect of the world around you will be politicized, right down to your underwear. If the repellent Megan Rapinoe replacing Adriana Lima at Victoria’s Secret doesn’t convince recalcitrant countermoonbats that resistance is […]

  4. […] aspect of the world around you will be politicized, right down to your underwear. If the repellent Megan Rapinoe replacing Adriana Lima at Victoria’s Secret doesn’t convince recalcitrant countermoonbats that resistance is […]


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