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May 16 2023

Miller Lite Follows Bud Light Off Woke Cliff

Sales of Bud Light have collapsed following the boycott resulting from Anheuser-Busch pushing leftism in open contempt for the people who drink their beer. Too clever to step on the same rake, competitor Miller Lite haughtily rams feminism down customers’ throats instead LGBTism.

Remember the Gillette ad that sold shaving products by shrieking that men are pigs? Miller Lite tries to top it with this unappealing wokescold:

If you liked Anheuser-Busch’s Alissa Gordon Heinerscheid, you will love Miller’s Elizabeth Hitch:

Miller Lite has teamed up with ‘Broad City’ star, Ilana Glazer to start a new campaign to benefit women in the brewing industry for Women’s History Month. The beer brand is pledging to turn past sexist beer advertisements into fertilizer for donation to women hops farmers.

“This Women’s History Month, Miller Lite wanted to recognize that without women, there would be no beer,” said Elizabeth Hitch, senior director of marketing for Miller Lite. “To honor this we wanted to acknowledge the missteps in representation of women in beer advertising by cleaning up not just our $#!T, but the whole industry’s $#!T while benefiting the future of women and beer.”

Don’t kid yourself that Coors is less moonbatty. Miller beer is made by Molson Coors.

The Molson Coors brand has been collecting their (and all of the beer industry’s) outdated, age-old, no-thank-you sexist ads, displays and posters for months. This includes scrubbing old marketing materials off the internet. The goal of collecting these ads is for them to be turned into compost that can be used to make fertilizer. This fertilizer will be donated to women hop farmers, so the hops grown from the advertisement mistakes of the past will be sent to women brewers to make beer from.

With anything run by liberals, it’s all identity politics all the time. If customers don’t like it, they will look for different customers. Those who have been absorbed into the cult of moonbattery don’t care about anything other than rubbing people’s faces in wokeness.

Fortunately, it is easy to find locally brewed beer that it is vastly superior to mass market slop and that does not entail paying for obnoxious advertising. For those in Arizona, let me recommend Copper State IPA by Huss.

On tips from Occam’s Stubble, Chris Neilson, Anonymous, KirklesWorth, and ABC of the ANC.


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