They are taking away our cars, our gas stoves, our AC, our refrigerators, our dishwashers — but children have been left out. So now the totalitarian nanny state moonbats comprising the Democrat Party are coming after chocolate milk:

Concerned about the amount of added sugars children are consuming, the U.S. Department of Agriculture is considering a ban on flavored milk— including chocolate, strawberry and other varieties—in elementary and middle schools when it adopts new standards for school meals.

This has the added advantage that it will cause children to drink less milk. Milk is important for their physical development, but according to liberal doctrine, dairy products make it be too hot outside.

If kids are smart, they will defend their chocolate milk by reminding authorities that white milk is racist.

On a tip from Franco.